If you thought Sega had given up on creating consoles then think again as the industry giant has just installed four new prototype devices, codenamed ‘Toylets’, in four Tokyo metro locations. Set phasers to ‘WTF?’ Captain, Sega have created consoles you can p*ss on.
LCD screens have been mounted above urinals which in turn have been fitted with pressure sensors. These sensors detect the strength and direction of your urine stream and the data is fed back to the console to allow you to play one of four games.
The first game is ‘Graffiti Eraser’ in which you control your ‘hose’ and use your ‘stream’ to wash graffiti off a wall, game number two, ‘Mannekin Pis’ simply records how hard you can wee.
Then things start to get a bit weird as game number three features that most ancient of Japanese traditions, looking up skirts. A lovely young lady is depicted on screen and the harder you pee, the harder the wind blows her skirt up.
The final game is the utterly bonkers “Battle! Milk From Nose” which features multiplayer penis action. The strength of your stream is compared against the urinal’s previous user and depicted on screen as milk spraying out of your nose. If your stream strength is greater than your opponents’ then your milky nose power will knock your opponent off screen and you become reigning champion.
If you are particularly proud of your wee you can (and the phrase ‘only in Japan’ has never been more appropriate) take a USB stick in to the toilet with you and download your high scores.
Source: Singularity Hub.
Tuffcub
Sony are rumoured to be developing a rival ‘handheld’ (fnar!) version, called the PeeSP.
linkavich
Snarf snarf
gaffers101
Just when you think you’ve seen everything the Japanese come along and suprise you!!!!
linkavich
gotta love japan
The Mysterious Phantom Bear
I am totally serious when I say I would break world records with my morning stream.
My man meat is like a fire hydrant.
Tuffcub
Well hello Mysterious Phantom Bear. Please feel free to drop round my cave any time, it’s located at the back of the TSA office, just look for the hole in the wall behind Kovacs desk.
bunimomike
I believe Kovacs has written “glory” next to it.
grimm
Aww no screenshot of the game where you blow the girl’s skirt up? :p
Tuffcub
“Images presenting exposed genitalia, bared buttocks, and/or female nipple/aureola are not allowed.”
hazelam
why is the female nipple considered so taboo?
why is all the rest of the body, apart from the genital area, considered fine but show women’s nipples and suddenly it’s pornographic.
and why does the same rule not apply to men?
Foxhound_Solid
Seriously, WTF Man hahaha
hazelam
nothing for the ladies? :(
bunimomike
You don’t have the “aiming device” that we have. :-p
I guess they could bring out a blunderbuss equivalent with some sort of scatter-shot challenge. Clay Pissing Shoot. Yes! :-)
hazelam
what about something for the seat that uses similar tech to the wii balance board, lean from side to side to steer a racing car or something, have the screen on the back of the door.
clench to boost. :)
l C0D3 M0NK3Y l
Is anyone else disturbed by the correlation between your piss stream and shooting milk out of your nose? No?… really?… hmmm… OK, I guess it’s just me. :)
beeje13
only tuffcub could have reported this ! epic.
spudmcgraw
Imagine pitching that on dragons den!
Aquastyle
Holy bananas!