Everyone and their dog is bringing class action suits against Sony, so to help you I have created the Sue-Sony-O-Tron! Simply select from the drop down boxes, hit print and send it over to Sony and wait for $1 billion to be deposisted in your bank account. You can’t lose!
Dear Hated My beloved Sony, Kevin Butler, Kaz Harai,
I am We are The World is My Hamster is totally extremely utterly without question flabbergasted outraged conflabugated gobsmacked that you allowed that Barack Obama allowed that Team Ico allowed Qriocity to be the PSN to be SOE to be Kevin Butlers office to be hacked. tickled with a salami. unlawfully banjaxxed. seduced by Lady Gaga.
This has caused me I now suffer continual extreme massive earth shattering headaches desires to hide in a cupboard panic attacks allergies to cheese and plus endless microscopic jaw dropping hallucinated amorous feelings for Ratchet & Clank. fears of Nolan North attacking me with a spoon. love of the sexy Helghast. saucy dreams of Cole McGrath in a wetsuit.
What’s more, the In addition the Qriocity PSN meltdown outtage calamity cock-up has given provided hackers theiving crims Major Nelson Anonymous my our credit card details! inside leg measurement! secret recipe for chicken pie! high score on Shatter!
Your Sony’s online security firewalls hash tables must be are obviously are totally poo rubbish bendy obtuse bunny shaped and or designed by obviously created by a team of blind wildebeeste. Gwyneth Paltrow. four nuns, two vicars and a spacehopper. Greg’s the Bakers.
I We My Mum says I must demand inisist that Sony that Ezio Auditore that Kevin Butler that Cheryl Cole use a homing pigeon to send fly an F15 jet to my house with make Kaz Harai personally deliver (Doctor Evil)ONE BILLION DOLLARS!(Doctor Evil) an Xbox, Kinect and an inflatable dinghy Veronica Belmont, naked, a life time supply of Mr Kipling Bakewall slices as compensation. or I’ll tell Microsoft.
Yours Sincerely, Laters, Tara, Hugs & Kisses A money grabbing git. Compensation Culture Chezza. Someone with very little brain. A 21yr old Canadian.
3shirts
That is brilliant.
I had to click through every one for the lulz. I love it.
Sympozium
I can’t send it!….
Nice post
Winkle
Where do I enter my credit card details?
thadon101
It’s Sony – you don’t need to lol
rht992
Ba Boom Tish!
MadBoJangles
LOL!
Foxhound_Solid
Lol.
BrendanCalls
haha!! Simply legendary…that is all that can be said
lewis815
How dare you make a joke about this!
It’s like you have a sense of humour or something… :)
theberzerka
I like this comment
Yersal
I like yours ;)
BadBoyBoogie
Absolutely brilliant!! :)
Where’s the print button!! ;)
Bilbo_bobbins
hilarious stuff
uber-BARBIE
thougt you said hilary duff lmao
jayjay119
This Brightened up muy day, SO much!
Tienpawa
You sir, deserve a nice cake.
h6exx
The cake is a lie….
Kenny
Or is it? *cue dramatic chipmunk music*
Deathbrin
Where’s the print button?