7 Minutes Of Call Of Juarez: The Cartel

Effing video of the muddy-funster game.

Ubisoft have released seven minutes of video taken from the revamped Call Of Juarez franchise. The game has moved from an old west setting to a present day city so instead of cowboy shoot-outs we get night clubs and the opportunity to punch a hoody in the face.

The video also has cracking section destined for the ‘awesomely bad game dialogue’ file; “Your ass-hole attitude makes me think that something illegal is going on in there, and that gives us probable cause!”

Warning: The video contains rather a lot of swearing, in fact it sets the record for cursing in a game preview, it seems like every other word is a muddy-funster f-bomb.

http://youtu.be/jEvbj_Im19U

Source: YouTube

26 Comments

  1. I cannot believe they’ve made the box-awful decision to move away from the only good thing about the previous game, and that’s the wickedy wickedy wild wild west setting. What utter muppets. This game will TANK epically as they say on da interwebz

  2. I cannot believe they’ve made the god-awful decision to move away from the only good thing about the previous game, and that’s the wickedy wickedy wild wild west setting. What utter muppets. This game will TANK epically as they say on da interwebz

    • Woops. Thought I’d stopped my phone from sending that previous comment in time. Seems I hadn’t. Can somebody please explain to me what box-awful means? Thanks.

      • It’s when your phone hates you and it won’t do as you want it to do.

      • Kin nell…

    • Indeed the only thing setting it apart from the competition, despite its flaws, i enjoyed the original. I’d been waiting for a good western fps, for years. I doubt this would’ve been a success, with no fps releases to contend with, but to bring it out so close, to fps fans saving their wallets, for mw2 & bf3, is insane. Video confirmed my initial gut feeling, from prev videos, a miss for me i’m afraid & a bad move(£$€) from them imo.

  3. Jesus, you can tell Techland have their main team working on Dead island, that looks absolutely awful.

    At least the first two games looked mildly interesting.

  4. Looks distinctively average. Will probably pick up for £10 (approx. 6-8 weeks after release!)

  5. Me, being the plonker I am, thought it looked like fun! Fun, fun, fun! :D

  6. I rushed out and bought the previous game based solely on the trailers and was bitterly disappointed at the gameplay.
    This one looks okay tho-…. no wait.. i’m doing it again.. :s

    • Although I said I enjoyed the original, I did tire of it far too soon & traded. Something was not quite right with it, but can’t put my finger on what it was.

  7. I didn’t realise it was possible to make games that look that average any more. What a shame. I was intrigued when I saw a poster in Game Dojo.

    • I withdraw my previous statement. It looks bloody terrible.

  8. This game is average at best. Why they didn’t just spend extra time developing Dead Island is beyond me.

  9. Should have been in the wild west.

    • yeahh that is what made the other 2 games so good… this modern look of it with modern weapons just make it look just like any other FPS on todays market…

  10. I thought you was being funny when I read its gone from the wild west to modern.

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