*THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED*
So we all know that the announcement trailer for Dead Island was pretty damn good, epic even. While the actual release might not exactly be tear jerkingly profound, the game has brilliantly sinister characters who are let loose in an open world environment where terror reigns.
You’ll have to fend for yourselves against hordes of a variety of undead from the obligatory zombie bikini babes and surfer dudes to The Butcher, with its sharp elbows; The Drowner, with its floods of body fluids; The Thug, hardened criminals turned even harder zombie criminals; and The Floater (not sure I want to know about that one); all while completing tasks for survivors à la Fallout using an RPG style levelling up system.
If all of this sounds like something you’d enjoy, you’ll be glad to know that we have five copies of Dead Island on PS3 to throw at you lot, like an axe at a zombies skull but hopefully a little less painful and intrusive.
All we ask from you is that you use that brain of yours one last time – because lets face it, the undead have already started taking over your town – and let us know which video game or movie character you’d have fight beside you on a zombie infested island and why? For example:
If I was stranded on a desert island I would have Simon Pegg out of Shaun of the Dead beside me so we could pretend to be zombies, sit it out with a pint in The Winchester and wait for all this to blow over.
The more inventive or funny the answer, the better! The five that we deem the best will win a copy of the game. Answers must be sent on a bloodstained postcard.
Not really, but if you could submit your entry in the comments section below that would be fantastic.  The competition will run through to 9:00pm on Friday 9th September and winners will be notified by the email address linked to your TSA account the following day after we’ve sifted through the submissions.
Terms & Conditions
- Normal terms and conditions apply.
- This competition is UK only.
- Five copies available.
- One entry per person.
- The judges decision is final.
- This competition closes at 9:00pm on Friday 9th September BST.
This competition was brought to you by CrawFail.
Murdo
I’d bring the Hulk and just let him get on with it.
TSBonyman
If i lived in the UK i would have suggested Juliet from lollipop chainsaw – i would lie on the ground all stiff-like while staring up her skirt as she tackles the zombies..
.. but i live in Dead Ireland.. :(
Seventy2
I would spend my time on Dead Island cruising around in Christine, mow me down some undead, the shiny red car sorts her own dents out, no need for gas as she’s Satan-Powered (a bit like Take That) and all the while I’d look good doing it…
wuntunzee
I would have Samurai Jack fighting by my side, not because he is the best samurai of any time zone, nor because his sword is sacred and will not cut those pure of heart. Nor, even, because he would despatch the zombies with stylish aplomb and with a kick ass soundtrack. I choose Samurai Jack because zombies are undoubtedly the nefarious work of his nemesis, Aku, and saving an island from a zombie apocalypse would give him a chance to get home.
Watchout!
yiddo
If i was stuck on a zombie infested island i’m afraid i’d have to take Vanessa felts with me. That way, she can eat zombies until overwhelmed and then once she has been overcome, the zombies can feed off her for months, potentially years.
Crazy_Del
If I was on an infested island full of Zombies roaming the area, it has to be with Max Brooks he is just awesome he knows things about Zombies and if I stay alive and save Max off the Island I can safely say that Max will publish another brand new real life Zombie horror on that day with name mentioned in his book
(I don’t care if I lose in this comp because the rules states from movies or games but come on it’s Max Brooks he is awesome and deserve to be mentioned!)
Looking forward to World War Z Glasgow Premier style B-)
SpikeyMikey23
Now, My actual entry…..
Id want Predator. And I would have a piggyback off him while we hop from palm tree to palm tree popping heads. They wouldnt be able to him either so they would just see me floating around the the place :D and I’d be singing, like borat, You can’t have this, you can’t have this la la laa. Until one day they get this, then pred can blow the island up.
SpikeyMikey23
*see, they wuldnt be able to see him
Spotter5
If i were stranded on a desert island I would take the GoCompare man with me so he can sign his catchy yet annoying tunes to the zombies causing them to kill each other in fits of rage.
Spotter5
sing*
Kev
Perhaps you were right the first time. There hearing might be a bit iffy.
tonycawley
I would have tony Montana from scarface. Firstly we’d get high on his own supply which would help us cope a little better, then “say hello to my little friend” we’d now them all down with his huge gun.
OllyBobs
If I was on a zombie infested island I would have Chuck Norris fight by my side, that way all what I’d have to do is run beside him as he is performing his 12347273737 roundhouse kicks, killing them. Then we would make a boat out of wood and the hair from his beard and sail back to Disneyland! ;)
Sympozium
He’d have to fight a zombie Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee VS Chuck > Chucks defeat (again)
OllyBobs
Dont make me hurt you..