Privates Wins A BAFTA

Sex education shoot-‘em-up ‘Privates’ won a BAFTA at the 2011 British Academy Children’s Awards ceremony which was held in London last night.

The game was originally scheduled for release on Xbox Live Arcade but Microsoft decided that a team of condom hatted marines invading various sexual organs and ridding them of STDs was a step too far for the Xbox and they would prefer wholesome family games in which you shoot people in the face.

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Congratulations to everyone at Size Five games on their smut-tastic win. You can download the PC version of Privates for free by tickling this link, it’s rather fun.

Source: Size Five Games

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12 Comments

  1. i’d get this if it was on the PS3

  2. ugh, shame i hate all that body stuff..

  3. It looks AMAZING!

  4. Best news story evarrrr!!!

    • Hurrah! Such great news, strikingly different to some of the other children’s awards nominees I would imagine.

  5. Downloading now, Worth a try

    • Played like a shower of shit on my computer, oh well

      • lol, That’s a shower i would not want to use..

      • Ski bi di bi di do bap do
        Do bam do

        Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
        Baba ba da bo
        Bwi ba ba ba do……

        ;)

  6. YOU CAN’T SHOOT ME, I’M AAAAAAIDS!!

  7. Holy **** that is the best trailer ever!

  8. Downloading this now. Looks like it could be a blast :P

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