New Hitman Trailer Features Battle Nuns

Looks like Agent 47 will be facing off against a crew of ICA (giggle) assassins called “The Saints” – terribly dressed “undercover field operatives” tasked with eliminating the titular character.

Yeah. Looks bloody awful.

14 Comments

  1. Habit-ual offenders? :p

  2. Oh … my … god

    Why?
    No problem with 47 fighting off other assassins but why did they make them look like rejects from a S&M priests and prostitutes party? No wonder gaming is still habitually ridiculed, when they continually pander to the undersexed teenage male stereotype.
    Stupid stupid stupid!

    • Several of the other Hitman games featured S&M clubs/parties, so I guess Dominatrix nuns kinda fits into the whole Hitman universe. Seems IO have a leather fetish.

      • I recall Blood Money having the heaven and hell mission which was set in themed clubs (and there was a female assassin in heaven disquised as one of the workers).
        Don’t recall anything else leather/S&M, then again it has been a long time since I’ve played them.

        Dunno, this vid just seems more “porn” than anything I recall from the prior games.
        Although more relevant to a hitman fan (character skins aside) both trailers so far have a worrying amount of action and a worrying lack of stealth.

  3. Not as good as Nudge Nuns With Big Guns (which is awesome btw).

    • guessing you mean nude* as in the movie?!

    • found that on netflix the other day. its been saved for the bad film night

  4. yeah, that’s about what i expected.

    what are they going for here?

    the grim and gritty or grindhouse?

    a bloodied agent 47 preparing for battle, then the S&M nuns.

    i don’t mind the whole grindhouse thing, death proof was great, Kurt Russel was awesome, especially in the last part.

    aint seen machete yet, but i want to.

  5. HINO!

    (Hitman In Name Only)

  6. Well I thought it was good.
    Yes it was a bit John Woo but there has always been the option to play Hitman that way. I’m sure the game will still reward the stealthier player more.

  7. I thought it was a good trailer, a little strange; but it makes the game look awesome.

  8. Definitely looks to be a more action packed Hitman game, whether that is a good thing or not we will have to wait and see. To be fair the trailer has made me want to play the finished game so I suppose it fulfilled its job lol.

  9. I’m no longer excited about this game. Just a little confused.

  10. Hawt! Not exactly the hitman I remember but still, could be cool. Makes me think of Kill Bill for some reason.

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