As you lot were very excited to learn that Farming Simulator 2013 is heading to consoles, you are going to need a cold shower after watching the new teaser video.
The title has vehicles and machinery from the industry’s top twenty manufacturers including Agroliner, Fahr and Horsch and the Gamescon trailer is pure farm machinery porn.
Look at those huge Grimme cobine harvesters! Swoon as the blades fold down from the Case IH vehicle! Gasp at the inclusion of the OCO 850! Phwoooar!
Source: YouTube
bmg_123
Gathered the family around the laptop to watch history unfold. Life is good.
bmg_123
Although I fear the tabloids are going to link this game to as many farming-related crimes as possible…
Jim Hargreaves
Oooo Arrrr. Need for Speed eat your heart out!
baggyg
“I’ve got a brand new combine harverster…”
FRUIT0FDOOM
Who needs next gen with tractors looking as good as that? Going by the bulkiness I’d say it is running on Unreal and looks quite polished despite being a little grainy.
Can also see this being a chore with tonnes of xp farming towards that platinum grind.
Have to say i’m a little disappointed there is no pre-order bonus for early beta access to “Interior Decorator Simulator”!
Tuffcub
Pre-order bonus is Advanced Lawnmower Simulator :)
FRUIT0FDOOM
Oh hell yeah! Due to severe hayfever i am unable to actually mow any lawns, so this comes as great news!!! Can’t wait
Forrest_01
I’ve seen the lawnmower man – It didn’t turn out too well.
Kennykazey
I can’t wait to make some petrol, Top Gear style!
Forrest_01
Being from the west country myself, i am a bit disturbed by the comments above. I can confirm that we do not all say “Oooo Arrrr”, nor do we tend to get too excited about getting “a brand new combine harverster…”.
A new pair of wellies though… Especially those frog ones…
*rubs thighs vigorously”
Peter Chapman
My sister moved to the bit of Gloucestershire that’s almost Wales a few years ago – they all talk like the Wurzels around there, it’s beautiful.
wuntunzee
Disappointing it wasn’t this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw
NSFW
RudeAwakening
Haha! thats class but what the hell was that at the end?! Was that Shepard (Male) getting it on with a bloke!
wirralsman
Day one purchase. Hope the soundtrack is good. GTA style radio stations by any chance?
Tuffcub
BBC Radio Somerset only.
mugsybalone
You can even go back to your farmhouse and watch clips of Points West. Live the dream!
mcphatty
I won’t be buying this unless there’s a comprehensive multiplayer offering, too include at least duck hunting mode, scrumpy brewing mode, red diesel defense mode and watching a film on your laptop with your mate while the combine harvesters satnav does all the driving for you mode. Actually, facetiousness aside, red diesel defense would actually be quite exiting with some explosions and vehicle damage.
aerobes
Probably got a little too excited during that trailer. Can’t wait.