Hola, ¿cómo estas? We’ve just taken a big swig of tequila and woken up in a strange world filled with nefarious skeletal baddies and colourfully-masked heroes. It’s okay though, we came back to the real world with five codes for today’s best PSN offering: Guacamelee!
In case you’ve not been paying attention, Guacamelee! scored 9/10 when I reviewed it. It’s a Mexican, Dia de Los Muertos, themed platform brawler with a light upgrade system and evolving pathways (that’s a fancy way of saying “Metroid-vania”).
So, you’ve got a PlayStation 3 or a PlayStation Vita (or both, it’s totally cross-play/-buy/-save), and you’re ready to pull on a luchador mask and go nuts, how do you win one of the five EU PSN codes for the game?
Just leave a comment below telling us what your Mexican wrestler name would be and we’ll pick our five favourites at around 4PM. Feel free to give us a little back story, some info on their fighting style, etc. If you’re lucky enough to win, your code will be emailed to the address you registered with TSA when you signed up.
The editor’s decision is final and our usual T&Cs apply, so no fighting with the referee. Please note that codes have to be redeemed on a PS3 – regardless of the version required.
Update: Phew, this was quite a popular one, huh? We can’t really blame you, and if you’re not one of the five winners listed below, we’d thoroughly recommend that you pick up the game anyway – especially if you’re a PlayStation Plus member!
Here’s the list of winners. If you’re listed, you can expect an email from me with your code in the next five minutes or so:
- NemesisND1derboy, who built his character’s origins brilliantly.
- hanmik, who immediately followed the entry above with a satirical take on a recent games media controversy.
- ProjectJAY, who made a smart play on words – across two languages, no less!
- quinkill, who took the time to write (or translate?) his entry entirely into Spanish!
- Takyu, who based his entry on tequila and on a style of Kung Fu – two of my favourite things.
Skade
EL Chupacabra
What can i say… i love sucking goats.
XisTG
Mine would be “Araña de la Biblioteca”, a moniker aquired for my silent yet deadly moves. Like a spider. Like a venomous spider. On a library. Which is quiet…. VIVA A EL MEXICO!!!!
elpablo79
I would be called “el vientre asombroso de diablo” or “The Amazing Devil Belly” (if translate has done it’s job correctly). He has a sad past, abandoned as a child, brought up in the very little know Mexican mountain ranges by goats. He grazed well and provided sustenance for his goat brothers and sisters. Eventually rejoining civilisation, he made a small fortune ($18.60 a week) garden landscaping through eating.
He found his calling in the wrestling ring when he accidentally ate his way through a chilli plant and went totally loco in Acapulco. Spotted for his rage, strength, and cheap rates, he was signed up to the Mexican United Fighting Federation (M.U.F.F. for short). there, he perfected his signature move “la salpicadura de vientre de jalapeno” (The jalapeno belly splash) which involved coating himself in tabasco sauce, spinning on his back like a pinball off the roped before launching in the air and delivering a belly flop to his unsuspecting (or slow) foe.
Jones81
El stinkin bumholio ‘chilli pepper’ rodriguez numero onu
masked master of flatulence
hubber
“La suegra hablante!”
Prepare facing a mother-in-law… ko in 1 minute.
matthangzhou
¡¡¡El etrernallo excitemento!!!
He shouts a lot.
dissfirah
Chad Warden
Basically just a normal guy that wanted to show the world how big someone can be trolling without actually trolling and making you think that you were trolled.
This mexican wrestler had a childhood like no other he started to play FF7 with his PSFirst, and for him Nintendo looked like a dildo and never had any FF games, afterwards he didn’t like FF11 because it had a girl as a protagonist on his PSsecond, for him girls they are only good to perform fellatio, he dislikes mexican plumber Mario, ever since he switched to Super Smash Brothers because he doesn’t think there is one brother in it, he likes to say niggas a lot, and speak like a gangsta.
After leaving the world speechless with his video on youtube, and closing his account he decided to go back to his country Mexico, and put a mask, much because he was been seen worldwide and continued to shock the world on ChatRoulette and Omegle and MI6 were tracking him down, as such as other haters, because of that, he started to do fights, because he wanted to be a brotha, and come back fully pumped for the PSQuad which he did, and showed he is not fat anymore, on his last picture but he is secretly trying not to show it, he is doing this for the PStriple and for Lil Wayne.
His fighting style is mostly with some Fine ass songs that he uses much like Ezio and Altair used to attract their opponents taunting them on Assassins creed, his favourite killer word in a fight would be BALLIN and then throw some Nintendo wii’s controllers and sodomize their leaving them in pain and letting them switch to PSTriple and subsequent PSQuad, and calling him C_wizzy or Big Pappy, he sometimes uses PSFists a secret move, that use the Konami code firstly the B is the kick, and he ends it with A, a punchthat looks like a Shoryuken, no kamehamehas, or hadoukens. sorry
Moshbag
Ken Chilada!
theaface
Mine would be ‘Una Libra de Pescado’, which translates to One Pound Fish. As a super-lightweight, my main repetoire would be focused on evasive manouvers and generally being rather slippery in the ring. My finishing move would be classic top turnbuckle ‘splash’. Oh, and I’d look a bit like Joe Pesci in a one-piece leotard.
monkeyspoon
A good name would be chili con carnage. His special move is making the ring red hot.