FIFA 14’s Utterly Bonkers Australian Promo

I like to think that I am vaguely intelligent (I have some letters after my name and certificate from a university that says so) but even my warped mind can’t make head or tail of this promotional video for FIFA 14 in Australia.

For a start it does not show the game, instead it concentrates on Kangaroos, beaches, surfing and the Sydney harbour bridge. Oh, and a man perving over some ladies doing beach aerobics.

“And.. shuffle! That’s it, give it a full on clench,” extols the incredibly perky Wendy before encouraging everyone to work on their glutes by performing the horsey dance from Gangnam Style.

The video is part of a World Tour of wacky films where local football stars show off their skills which include appearing in a sitcom and painting gnomes.

I have no idea what is going on, but it’s certainly made my morning.

Source: YouTube

9 Comments

  1. Gets my vote.

  2. Think I’m going to buy FIFA.

  3. So… Kinect control through aerobic confirmed?

  4. Yeaaaaaahhh, I’m struggling with this one as well. I’ve watched it 5 times so far and might watch it again before my wife gets home.

  5. Wha… I… *stops*
    Hmmm…
    Not sure what to make of this to be perfectly honest.
    What I do know is that the chance of me buying Fifa 14 would be much higher if it actually featured some of the girls that were in the video…
    I laughed when the guy put on the sunglasses. Classic perv move. :P

  6. That had me chuckling. Totally random and unexpected.

  7. i could explain it all, but then that would take away the fun of watching you guys work it out.

  8. Its a play on a TV show that used to be on at 6.30am every morning over here in Australia here called ‘Aerobics OZ Style”

    Basically a show that was chicks on the beach doing an aerobics class in an instructional manner, just like the above video.

    Made from 1982-2005 and I believe you European/UK guys can get it on Sky Sports 3 or Sky Sports 4 at 11:30 and 16:30 to this date.

    Worth a watch if you enjoy perving on chicks exercising. :)

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