Did you know that everyone can hear you when you flirt with strippers in GTA Online? This chap did not and was laying on the hot love like, well, like no one was listening. Check out his saucy lines such as “I like your sense of humour” and “Unh, look at that booteh”.
Nintendo have sold 500,000 Wii Us! That’s in a month, right? No? Two months? Six months you say? Well that’s not bad for the UK sales I guess… what? That’s not UK Sales? Erm, European sales? No? Worldwide?! Nintendo sold 500,000 Wii Us sold world-wide in six months.
“Except for its backward compatibility with existing Wii software and accessories, we have so far failed to make propositions worthy of Wii U’s position as a successor to the Wii system,” admitted Nintendo President, Satoru Iwata.
A live action trailer for Ryse: Son of Rome for the Xbox One.
Microsoft have hired Jonathan Ross because he is so down with the kids, like. Phil Harrison said the chat show host was hired to help “change our thinking”.
Staying with gaming celebrities, Charlie Brooker is to host a new two hour Channel 4 documentary, How Video Games Changed the World. It promises “an intelligent, funny and entertaining look at some of the most influential and iconic video games in history (even the absolutely dreadful ones)”.
A TV spot for Invizimals.
Our dear Editor, Blair, is beside himself [No. – Blair] with excitement at the news of a new Pokémon spin off, a detective game featuring Pikachu!
Three new Wonderbooks, Walking with Dinosaurs, Book of Potions and Diggs Nightcrawler are launching in the U.S. on November 12th.