A range of exclusive Mountain Dew and Doritos branded items for Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare have been announced for consumers in the United States and, just for fun, I wondered just how many calories a rabid Call of Duty fan would need to consume to get every single exclusive item, many of which come with XP multipliers.
I have listed the snack, the reward and the calorific content of the snack, which was taken wherever possible from the official Mountain Dew and Doritos websites. I had to take the values for the 11oz Doritos snacks from elsewhere, and I am being nice with the “7-Eleven App Purchase” – which can be any Mountain Dew or Doritos product – by assigning it the lowest possible calorific score.
|Mountain Dew 20.oz||Moutain Dew Fuel Boots||290|
|Mountain Dew 1 litre||Moutain Dew Pants||510|
|Mountain Dew 2 litre||Moutain Dew Knee Pads||1,020|
|Mountain Dew 12 Pack||Moutain Dew Fuel Gloves||2,040|
|Mountain Dew 24 Pack||Moutain Dew Fuel Green Helmet||4,080|
|Doritos 3.375oz Cool Ranch||Doritos Fuel Gloves||525|
|Doritos 3.375oz Nacho Cheese||Doritos Fuel Shirt||490|
|Doritos 11oz Nacho Cheese||Doritos Fuel Red Helmet||1,540|
|Doritos via 7-Eleven App Purchase||Mountain Dew & Doritos Fuel Loadout||140|
|Wal-Mart Exlcusive Doritos 11oz Nacho Cheese||Doritos Fuel Red Helmet||1,540|
|Mountain Dew 24 Pack, Large Doritos + CoD Game||Mountain Dew & Doritos Fuel Exoskeleton||5,620|
To get every single promotional item you would have to consume 17,795 calories. That is over a week’s worth of recommended daily intake of calories for men or almost nine days for the ladies.
If you were to run at an average speed of 6 mph on a treadmill, you would burn around 229 calories in 20 minutes, so your Call of Duty/Doritos/Mountain Dew Burn Off Marathon would be 155 miles, or just shy of 26 hours continuous running.