Once upon a time there was a happy pig called George and he was very happy indeed. George had been given a nice hat and wore it with pride and he skipped around the farm, being happy. “I am so happy!” he exclaimed to the sheep, who baa-d their approval of George’s lovely hat.
“Look at my hat, isn’t it just fabulous?” George squealed to the ducks as he bounced around the pond before racing off to find the chickens who would also admire his headgear. From a distant field George could hear the horses who whinnied to congratulate George on his awesome hat.
Tired from a long day of skipping around the farm in the most excellent of hats, George made his way back to his barn and settled down for a long, soothing sleep. As he lay in the warm straw he let out a contented sigh, what a lovely day, and what a lovely hat he had been given, he was such a happy pig.
However, in the middle of the night the farmer came in to barn, shot George through the head and turned him in to delicious bacon.
The end.
Also the PSN is wobbling due to heavy traffic and as you can tell I have run out ways of writing about this particular problem. You can check the status of the PSN on this link.
We're aware that some players are seeing drops on PSN. Engineers are on the case and investigating.
— PlayStation (@PlayStation) January 7, 2015
Source: PlayStation
leeroye
I have the sudden urge for a Bacon Butty
double-o-dave
Whilst on the subject of bacon, has anyone ever ordered a bacon sandwich or a breakfast from a cafe etc and asked for the bacon well-done and actually received the bacon well-done?
No cafe, sandwich shop or restaurant on this planet seems capable of cooking bacon crispy or well-done, no matter how many times you reiterate the fact that’s how you’d like it cooked. I always end up with sloppy fatty cold bits of bacon which I end up throwing away.
wonkey-willy
Sue’s cafe matey!Canvey seafront,best butties in the south!
double-o-dave
I’m almost tempted to take the afternoon off and get on a train!
Kronik76
Roses are red,
Bacon is red,
Rhymes are hard,
Bacon.
94jdh
And to help with all that traffic, all the January PS Plus games are now up for download including Infamous First Light.
double-o-dave
I’m downloading Swapper but First Light is still showing up as £11.99 for me even though it’s in the Plus section. That’s through the store via my computer at work, maybe its different & saying free from the PS4 store browser.
double-o-dave
Ignore that, it’s working now. I must have been being impatient.
94jdh
No you were right, but if you searched for first light there was another version for free. Like you said, the plus version has now changed to free.
Carrot381
My thoughts are with the family
blast71
I’m sure the farmers family are fine, no need to worry ;)
Scotty34
love it