Once upon a time there was a happy pig called George and he was very happy indeed. George had been given a nice hat and wore it with pride and he skipped around the farm, being happy. “I am so happy!” he exclaimed to the sheep, who baa-d their approval of George’s lovely hat.
“Look at my hat, isn’t it just fabulous?” George squealed to the ducks as he bounced around the pond before racing off to find the chickens who would also admire his headgear. From a distant field George could hear the horses who whinnied to congratulate George on his awesome hat.
Tired from a long day of skipping around the farm in the most excellent of hats, George made his way back to his barn and settled down for a long, soothing sleep. As he lay in the warm straw he let out a contented sigh, what a lovely day, and what a lovely hat he had been given, he was such a happy pig.
However, in the middle of the night the farmer came in to barn, shot George through the head and turned him in to delicious bacon.
The end.
Also the PSN is wobbling due to heavy traffic and as you can tell I have run out ways of writing about this particular problem. You can check the status of the PSN on this link.
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Loosekid187
Exellent story!! Totaly worth the read.
Tony Cawley
Haha, brilliant! I see you have a future as a children’s book author tuffcub!
a inferior race
Sony need to get their act together.
3shirts
I love how you can immediately tell a Tuffcub article. This was my favourite. Mmmm bacon
TSBonyman
Mmmm,delicious bacon! :)
Nocure-fd
But…..George! :(
(Dibs on the hat)
Forrest_01
You don’t want that hat – It has a hole in it now.
double-o-dave
George does actually look super happy in that pic!
That is a nice hat, but what happened to it? Was George wearing the hat when he got shot through the head?
fillip2k
Most awesome story ever I love the dark twist at the end… Now time to go find bacon…
bunimomike
I now want to buy a gun that instantly turns pigs into bacon. I shall call it the Sizzler.
Dan Lee
Or the Bacgun?
Tony Cawley
Dan wins!
homerjnick
Can we have a veggie/vegan version please?
DividSmythe
Of even a non-veggie version for us meat eaters that don’t like bacon.
Tuffcub
No because people who don’t like bacon are obviously twisted sickos
DividSmythe
Obviously I’m a right sicko then. I don’t like any pork products. Does that make total psychopath? :D