Your Steam ID Dictates Your Penis Size In Rust

PC multiplayer survival game Rust doesn’t let you design your character. The height, weight, body shape and many other characteristics are generated from a seed which is created from your Steam ID. In a rather bold step, your Steam ID will also be used generate the length and girth of your characters penis. Yes, the character models are anatomically correct and include a todger.

“It’s hard to predict what Steam ID would do what,” Rust lead Garry Newman explained. “It takes the 64bit int Steam ID and uses it as a random seed which is then used to randomise a bunch of stuff about the player—dick length being one of those.”

“The dick thing wasn’t really planned,” he added. “It just so happens that it has a separate bone there for the censorship cube that we can scale independently.”

Players have reacted as you would expected and compared penis sizes, arguing what size is ‘average’.

If you really want to see some NSFW digital willies, Kotaku has a number of screenshots.

Source: Kotaku

5 Comments

  1. That must be a gaming first!

  2. The comments in the Kotaku article are pretty funny, and taken in good humour as it says.

  3. That’s a bit of a pisstake. I’ll grab my coat.

    This is erm.. interesting and amusing but does that mean that we are going to see the rise of the gaming dick wars? Where Steam IDs are modifed to outsize the other Steam user?

  4. The shame when badassmofo94 creates his character and realises he has ant mans peen!

  5. My SteamID of TinyTodger does not bode well….

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