News Snatch: Gears of War: Ultimate Edition, Mafia III, And Boobs

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Greetings one and all, more news from the back of the TSA fridge and we begin with Microsoft informing us that “a Gears of War launch wouldn’t be complete without the return of Mad World,” so here it is, re-imagined with all new footage.

If you are wondering why Marcus Fenix has a shocked expression, it’s because he has seen the boobs further down in News Snatch.


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There’s nothing much new in this Mafia III trailer but it does explain how  “Family” has more than one meaning for the protagonist, Lincoln Clay.


Rockstar have renewed the trademark on PlayStation 3 vapourware, Agent.


BOOBS SPECIAL SEGMENT!!!



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Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 has been announced for PS4 and PS Vita in Japan and will feature a heart wrenching, delicate story of betrayal, lost love and redemption. Just kidding! It will feature scantily clad ladies in the skimpiest of beachwear which you can perv over! Hurrah!



Staying Japan, a trailer for Senran Kagura: Estival Versus which has something of the most ridiculous boob physics ever.

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Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson is coming to the UK and you can pick up the “Happy Boobs” collectors edition with a squishy boob mouse mat.


Fallout 4 footage has leaked on to the net. What’s the got to do with boobs? Well the footage is hosted on the NSFW Pornhub, so you can watch Fallout 4 whilst being spammed with adverts and pop ups for boobs! Yay boobs! If you are an utter smut monster, you can view the boobs here.

And the Fallout 4 footage.

But mostly boobs.


Sad Boob News! Dungeon Travelers 2 for the PS Vita this week but Atlus have had to make a couple of edits to the game to get the rating they wanted in Europe.

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In order to comply with restrictions set forth by rating boards, ATLUS made concessions on just four in-game images. On these images, some minor edits were made (and approved by the developer) to adjust the overt graphics to within acceptable ranges for the game’s M-rating.




To close our boobs special we have a look at Criminal Girls 2 in which you use the PS Vita touch screens to ‘correct’ the attitude of the naughty girls. The collectors edition comes with a spanker. I’m not joking.

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Michel Ancel, creator of Rayman, has built a level for the upcoming Super Mario Maker.


In case you missed it, Sony have confirmed that the one and three months PlayStation Plus subscription price will increase.

We are dedicated to bringing PlayStation Plus members the best possible service with the most compelling content. From 1st September we will be increasing the price of monthly and three month PlayStation Plus subscriptions in line with market conditions. We will continue to invest in PlayStation Plus to ensure an unparalleled experience, featuring the best quality games and features.



Bandai Namco has released a brand new trailer One Piece: Pirate Warriors 3 showing off the island of Dressrosa. They have also announced the first two DLC packs:

  • DLC Pack 1 – Available on September 8th 2015
    • 4 Exclusive Costumes
    • 4 Extra Missions
      • Ace of Coliseum
      • East Blue, All serene
      • We are the World Government
      • Whitebeard vs New Fishman Pirates
    • 5 Costumes from ONE PIECE PIRATE WARRIORS 2
  • DLC Pack 2 – Available on September 22nd 2015
    • 4 Exclusive Costumes
    • 4 Extra Missions
      • Counter Pirates Warfare
      • Surgeon of Death
      • Counter World Government Warfare
      • The Treasure Survival in the Sky Islands
    • 5 Costumes from ONE PIECE PIRATE WARRIORS 2

Dragon Age: Inquisition has been added to the EA Access Vault.



A quick video for Mount & Blade 2: Bannerlord.


Microsoft’s weekly Xbox Live deals are now, uhm, live. Get money off digital things like these:

Grand Theft Auto V & Great White Shark Cash Card – 25%
Batman: Arkham Knight – 25%
Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments – 50%
LEGO Jurassic World – 25%
Zumba Fitness Exhilarate Body Shaping System – 33%



I Am Bread has a release date on PlayStation 4, and that date is August 25th.



And Finally, Star Wars in Minecraft.

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11 Comments

  1. 50 seconds in on the Senran Kagura: Estival Versus YouTube video above is sublime (in a “oh dear” sort of way). Wow, the Japanese really are repressed in many ways and their kinks come out in the most amusing ways. :D

    Those breasts are operating in a different gravity to Earth’s.

  2. I can see two things wrong with your boob-filled snatch.

    1. I’m not a fan of boobs. They’re weird and disturbing and I’ve no idea what they’re for.

    2. I have a degree in physics, and so those videos anger me in other ways too. Nothing should move like that.

    3. You’ve caused me to type “boob-filled snatch”. Which is not something I ever expected to happen.

    4. I can’t count now.

    Next time, can we have an “assorted man-parts special” instead? Please?

    • Not sure how anyone can disagree with boobs – They are gods gift to adolescents & adults that should probably know better.

      Oh & arse! Just because.

    • A Moobs special?

    • A Pork Sword Trouser Rouser Special?

  3. I sat and revelled in the boob snatch, it was excellent, thanks Tuffcub. And then, just when I thought my day couldn’t get any better, Star Wars in Minecraft! This has all made up for Volume not releasing until tomorrow.

  4. Mount & Blade 2 coming along nicely. Lost days to the original game.

  5. “awww the old classic” put your age as 99 in dead or alive for extra bouncy boobage..you cant knock that!

  6. This will have irreparably damaged my list of YouTube videos ‘recommended for you!”

  7. The boobs segment really made me jealous.

    *sigh* I must increase my bust.

  8. Dead or Alive, perfecting the art of making boobs bounce for your pleasure since….. er…. well, that’s ruined the joke as i don’t actually know the breast date for it. See, i had to resort to making a boob pun to cover up my lack of knowledge about dead or alive. She does have a rather nice bottom though.

    For the other boob game, it’s anime. Look at the (usually crap) animes if you want animated scadily clad women with massive breasts that bounce with every step. Their plots excuse themselves as they start a shower scene. They climb into the shower and…

    I’m just going to stop right there before i get banned. Also, i’ll be in the back if you need me. Don’t disturb me.

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