Breaking news from a Sony event being held in That London this morning where a group of terrified game journos were trapped in a lift for a whole ten minutes. We now go live to our reporter at ground zero, Kris, who was one of the souls who was subjected to the horrifying incarceration.
We got in to the lift just before 10.00am and the mode was jovial, everyone excited to be getting their hands on [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] at the preview event. The lift began to rise smoothly but suddenly there was a jolt and alarm sounded.
What followed can only be described as a scene of utter chaos, people actually stopped staring at their mobile phones and began to talk to each other. Talking! To people! In London! It was terrifying!
After five minutes the panic began to mount and we had to start planning for the worst. Everyone stated what website or magazine they worked for and we began to work out who had the least amount of readers in case we were stuck for much longer and had to resort to cannibalism.
We were just about to start carving a slice off the games writer for the Daily Express when we heard the calls of the rescue team, and moments later the lift began to ascend.
It’s an experience I shall never forget.
Thanks Kris! If we have any further information on this tragedy then we shall update this breaking story.