Nintendo have announced that two year old Japanese Bandai Namco game Kuma Tomo will be arriving in the UK on the 1st July with a new name, Teddy Together.
The game begins when a teddy is delivered to your house and magically springs to life. He will then begin to ask you questions such as, “What do you do for fun?”, “What’s your credit card number?*”, and “What’s your favourite food?”. Teddy will remember those answers and bring them up in conversation later on, and also keep note of anything he can use for blackmail*.
You will also need to feed Teddy, he loves cake and also human limbs*, but he’s a messy eater so you will need to wash the blood off him afterwards*. Teddy also loves dressing up and has a range of items to wear including top hats, shoes and gimp masks*.
There are also “special lollies” to suck that unlock new fur colours**.
There is no trailer at present for the UK version so here is the Japanese version.
WARNING: Please avert your eyes around the 1m 18s mark as Teddy uses creepy hypno eyes to try and claim your soul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FCRqt1gfGQ
*Not strictly true.
** Actually true, that’s a quote from the press release.
Source: Press release / YouTube
ron_mcphatty
Truly terrifying, especially that but about the teddy performing organ removal on you in the night. We were all safer with Tamagochi.