Microsoft Announce The Xbox Onesie

Go on, you know you want to go and check the calendar just in case you have woken up on April 1st, I will wait. Off you toddle…

Right, now that you have confirmed it’s the 23rd of August let me bring you the news that the latest addition to Microsoft Xbox family is rather fluffier that previous releases. Ladies and Gentleman, we present the Xbox Onesie.



The clothing, which has only been announced for Australia so far, has a number of features:

  • Enlarged pockets to fit an Xbox Controller and Media Remotes
  • Arm pouch for a mobile phone
  • Roll-able leg and arm sleeves
  • Forearm grips to prevent slipping
  • Extra-large hood to accommodate headsets
  • Customised Gamertag embroidery

We’re not sure how Sony can respond to this, the PlayStation Foursome sounds like a fun weekend at my place rather than a clothing line.

As much as I would love to ridicule Microsoft’s latest product it does seem like a really good idea and details such as the extra large hood show they have thought about the product rather than chucked out a novelty item. You have to admit it does look super comfy.

Source: Press Start / Gamespot

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  1. “Right, now that you have confirmed it’s the 23rd of September” – is it? :)

  2. Rompersuits, an incredible addition to adult fashion.

  3. Wonder what exclusive features this onsie has?

    Jokes aside, playstation already have a onesie along with Christmas jumpers (all offficial playstation branded)

  4. I laughed when I saw the post.

    But, damn, they do look comfy. As a PS4 gamer I would hold no shame in wearing this. All I can say is…

    Winter is Coming! B-)

  5. I would make a red ring of death joke but that would be very immature and i just can’t think of an actual funny one. So instead, the onesie shall get this…

    It’s exists, it looks comfy but I would have never seen it coming.

    Is this the start of the battle of the onesies? I mean, we’ve had “Console Wars”, Are fashion wars the next thing? If so, this could get real ugly. :P

    • I suppose the hood would be good for when there’s Cloud cover…

      No, okay, I’ll go home. :P

      • Lol, I see what you did there, think I’ll just wait for the PS twosie though.
        Whils’t your’e grabbing your coat, mine’s just to left of it, if you wouldn’t mind…ta :P

      • A twosie? You dirty bugger :p

      • Lol!

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