“The world’s premier penis and bumhole game”, their words not mine, will have 50% off this week on Steam and to celebrate all things loving and cuddly, Genital Jousting will also be getting a “date night” update.
The new Date Night update for Genital Jousting includes six new activities specifically design for two players, whether they be together in a warm, local multiplayer embrace or in a internet-based long distance relationship. Potential lovers will be now be able penetrate each other while picking aromatic roses, bowling and even in the midst of a romantic picnic for two via the latest update.
“This is exactly what I pictured my legacy would be when I invented anal love,” noted Saint Valentine. That’s what the press release states, I’m not too sure how they got the quote.
Genital Jousting is available now for 50% off via Steam Early Access priced at just £1.99.
Source: Press release