Speed Runners Are Chasing Mario’s Nipples

We’re only seven days in to 2018 but I don’t think I’m going to top the headline to this news which is about a group of speed runners who have rather strange objective: To get Mario shirtless.

The Nipple% run doesn’t take long as players only need to get to the Sand Kingdom, the third Kingdom in the game and the first which allows players to purchase the board shorts outfit and thus releases Mario’s nipples in to the fresh air. The original record was set at twenty four minutes but players have now achieved exposed nips in less than ten minutes!

Source: Polygon

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News Editor, very inappropriate, probs fancies your dad.

1 Comment

  1. I wonder if I could speedrun to camber sands from maidstone in 24 minutes whilst showing my nipples?

    Better yet I could do this while playing Odyssey. I might get distracted tho. Hehehe

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