The News At Sixth: 16/03/18

It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday! Any plans for the weekend? I’m off clubbing for the entire weekend as I still think I’m twenty and can do that sort of thing. Please be kind on Monday I’m going to be very fragile.

Anyway, on to today’s round-up of news and bobbins including the return of microtransactions in Star Wars Battlefront II, and the size of Luigi’s penis.

Also today…

Exactly how many trailers do you need for Ni No Kuni 2: Revenant Kingdom? Here’s another one but this time in 4K.

Nothing to do with video games, but some of the scenes do look like video games which is a good enough excuse to post this in my book. Bascially, SQUEEE!

Here’s another Far Cry 5 live action trailer.
Little Witch Academia: Chamber of Time pops on to PS4 on 15th May.

Genesis: Alpha One, “a roguelike shooter with an RTS twist”m is coming to PS4

Raiders of the Broken Planet‘s third campaign, Hades Betrayal, will launch on April 4th.

And Finally, @mithrilbowtie on Twitter has far too much time on his hands and has worked out the size of Luigi’s junk.

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News Editor, very inappropriate, probs fancies your dad.