The Next Xbox Is Codenamed Anaconda, It Don’t Want None Unless You Got Buns, Hun


We have a report that Microsoft are continuing to use reptilian code names for prototype Xbox hardware with the next Xbox going by the moniker of Anaconda. Rumours are there will be two consoles at launch, the fully featured Anaconda and a cut back version, equivalent of the current Xbox One S, called Lockhart.

Recently we’ve also heard talk of a disc-less version of the current Xbox One hardware which will retail at around $100 less than the current Xbox One S.

Anaconda is, of course, a snake. It’s also a terrible movie starring Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, and Jon Voight, and also a very, very filthy song by Nicki Minaj, so which of those shall I use to illustrate the new Xbox?

Like you couldn’t guess.

Source: Windows Central

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News Editor at TheSixthAxis, DJ, Producer of UK#1 album, writer of boppy dance tunes, cat daddy, porn star, gym bunny, #TeamGay, and massively inappropriate. Probs fancies your dad.


  1. Who would’ve thought that at this late stage of the year, the best headline of the year would be written?

    Congratulations on your award! 🏆

    I’m disappointed though that you put a video for Minaj instead of the classic Sir Mixalot.

    • The Sir Mix-a-lot video is called Baby Got Back so that doesn’t really work with story.

  2. Two versions at launch? Not sure how good an idea that is but it’ll be interesting to see.

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