The first Sonic the Hedgehog movie trailer is here and it’s ****ing awful

 

Words. We have none. Watch this.

UPDATE: The teeth! Oh my god THE TEETH!!!

Source: YouTube

 

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News Editor, very inappropriate, probs fancies your dad.

9 Comments

  1. MY EYES…. MY BEAUTIFUL EYES… WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH!!!! Aaaaaarrrrrgh

  2. Saul Tigh went from Battlestar Galactica to… This???

  3. I dunno what you were expecting tbh!

  4. Obvious questions…

    1. WTF is that blue thing? It’s as far from looking like a hedgehog as you can get.
    2. Jim Carey. Why? (This is not a new question, of course)
    3. Neal McDonough is obviously cheap and willing to work on anything these days, isn’t he?
    4. James Marsden? Yep, still would.
    5. What were they thinking? What was I thinking would happen if I watched the trailer? It was always going to be shit, and it certainly doesn’t disappoint there.

    • In answer to your questions…
      1 – AAARGH MY EYES!!!

  5. I don’t get the internet meltdown… it’s a movie for kids!

    • I think inflicting that on kids would either count as very cruel, or possibly some sort of criminal offence.

    • So is The Lego Movie, Toy Story, Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse etc and they’re all great. “Its a movie for kids” is not an excuse for a poor movie.

  6. So it’s roughly on the same level as every Sonic game since the mega drive days.

    Garfield… Scooby Doo… Sonic the (Hedgehog?).

    Also Jim Carey is a nut. Should have been sectioned years ago.

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