Eight things that look more like Sonic than the Sonic the Hedgehog movie

NSFW (Not Sonic for Work)

The trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie landed yesterday and the design for Sonic was fully revealed in all his furry, skinny, muscle-bound glory. Other than the peaks on his head he looks nothing like the character. He doesn’t wear gloves, he’s got teeth that give you nightmares, his eyes are tiny, and he’s the wrong shade of blue.

Quite how they managed to get it so horrendously wrongly beggars belief; it’s not that hard and we’re going to prove it. Here are eight things that look more like Sonic than the travesty that is movie Sonic.

1) This clown

2) This car

3) This cat

4) The T.A.R.D.I.S.

5) This teapot
6) This one carrot (but not the other carrots)

7) Will Smith
8) This “Toy of the Night”

Written by
News Editor, very inappropriate, probs fancies your dad.


  1. LMFAO Toy of the Night xD
    Brilliant TC

  2. I’m curious as to why you labled the schlong as a toy of the night?
    What about night shift workers when would they get to, you know……..

    • As someone who has worked the occasional night shift I would say the name still stands.

  3. Most amusing if a little filthy.

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