Don’t Get Caught having a danger wank on Nintendo Switch next week

Nintendo are very prudish when it comes to sexy stuff so quite how a masturbating simulator is making it’s way on to Switch is a big question. However, it is, and you can buy it next week on 13th July 2020 for £7.19.

The game titled Don’t Get Caught but is actually Don’t Get Caught 3. The previous two games were released on PC a one man development team going by the name of Mr Ciastku, the Switch version is coming via Ultimate Games.

The first game had you sat at your desk ‘enjoying’ some time on the internet but keeping an eye on the door in case your mother walks in. The second game takes the same premise but places you in an office, whilst the third – the game coming to Switch – has you in the back of a stranger’s car…

…where you masturbate furiously to pictures of a man dressed as a tuba, various feet poking out from toilet stalls, and the gender swapped version of Lara Croft.

Oh, and there’s an evil demonic doll sat beside you as well.

If you are still reading this then congratulations on being a pervert, your reward is this NSFW trailer.

You may wish to enhance the game further by heading over to PornHub who have a playlist titled “Masturbating While Playing Video Games Porn Videos”, and no I am not linking to that.

Fwapping in video games is nothing new, Softporn Adventure was published by On-Line Systems for the Apple II back in 1981 and in the present day virtual reality has been used by games like VR Kanojo to give you a more personal view of getting your rocks off.

Don’t Get Caught is not available on PlayStation or Xbox and frankly I am amazed it’s coming to Switch, the most family friendly of consoles. I suspect Nintendo might withdraw it from sale rather quickly.

Source: NintendoLife

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News Editor, very inappropriate, probs fancies your dad.

3 Comments

  1. Unbelievable Jeff! Though Nintendo have lightened up a lot now, its Sony that aren’t allowing anything pervy. Well unless it’s last of us 2 ha ha.

  2. You missed an open goal to end on a pun there. You should have said you suspect it won’t be long until it is pulled… 😂

    • That would have been good, and I’m a bit disappointed he didn’t try to slip it in there. But he’s clearly writing about it while searching PornHub. Writing about games and looking at porn? It’s got to be hard.

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