Friday Fight #6

Friday Fight is back. On Boxing Day we saw Nemesis challenged by the former God of War – Kratos. It appears that it wasn’t even a scuffle as Kratos won 31 of your votes while Nemesis only managed to gain 3 and two of them were sympathy votes.

To kick start this just-for-fun feature and to celebrate the release of Dante’s Inferno, today’s fight will hopefully provide you with a tough decision. So, without further ado…KRATOS vs DANTE.

Kratos’ Pros:

• Angrier than a rabid badger
• Go-faster stripe for intimidation
• Two extremely sharp blades seared to his wrists via chains which can be used in all manners of destructive and violent ways
• Magic powers, including lightning attacks
• Penchant for ripping limbs off bodies and shoving them back down their owner’s throat

Dante’s Pros:

• Extendable Scythe for maximum reach
• Stitches tapestry into his own flesh
• Magic powers
• Rides beasts like a…beast
• He’s a Knight

Kratos’ Cons:

• Sluggish at times and a little slow
• Limited attack range
• Silly beard

Dante’s Cons:

• Not good with kids. Especially if they haven’t been baptised
• Copycat
• Whipped