This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me, especially that git in Modern Warfare who keeps sniping me in the back of the head.
Before God I swear this creed: The new CTA PS3 Assault Rifle is a teensy bit over the top and includes ‘realistic gun sounds’ as well as a full arsenal of PS3 buttons for full control. I have named my rifle Charlene and I will sleep with her. She has a USB dongle but despite appearances, she is not a light gun, merely a gun shaped controller. She is a bit like those Vietnamese lady boys in ‘Nam, they looks like hot girls but you sure don’t half get a shock.
My rifle and myself are defenders of my PS3 Trophy collection, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. But that will never happen with infinite respawns.
Amen
Source: CTA
3shirts
If you can’t aim by aiming, what exactly is the point?
gurglesletch
There isn’t one. It would be awesome though if you could use the gun to aim but it would probably need move.
Rob92
He doesnt even hold the gun at the screen aiming or anything, just points it towards the ground. And the sound is shit.
What a pointless plastic thing. “Designed for MW2 specfically in mind…” so lets put Battlefield BC2 up instead!!
Tuffcub
Can I just mention I do NOT call my ‘weapon’ Charlene, it’s a quote from Full Metal Jacket, as is most of the article.
bunimomike
“This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun.”
minerwilly
If i was still seven years old and it was made by DKTronics for the Speccy i’d be mad for this so now that im early thirties i feel guilty poo-poooing it !
GodDarnKat
…I can’t stop laughing, thats so very funny.
but seriously, how much is it ?
STILLCANTTHINKOFAGOODPSNNAME
the worse thing about this, is that people will buy it
Phil_E
toy gun sounds… no thanks
Topgearsam
looks terrible
Embo1
This looks so cheap and useless it’s unbelievable. Not only are players gonna be at a huge disadvantage getting used to what looks like a rediculous controller layout, but you don’t even point the damn thing at the TV! You will liturally just be sitting there with a makeshift asault rifle in your hand struggling to move, aim, jump, reload etc.
Not to mention the ‘sound’ is ****