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New Hitman Absolution Teaser is Leather-clad

Hitwoman.

There’s really hardly anything very interesting going on today. It seems like everyone is waiting for the news avalanche that E3 will represent. But some marketeers are getting in early and teasing announcements. Like this one for Hitman Absolution’s new trailer, which will debut tomorrow.

There’s no accompanying information so, purely on the image, I’m going to guess that the new Hitman game will only be playable if Kinect can see a room full of dominatrix riflemen behind you. It’s probably nothing to do with multiplayer or an in-game gang or faction at all…

mmmm, shiny curves.

Source: Press release

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9 Comments
  1. Nickboss1
    Member
    Since: Mar 2010

    HITWOMEN more like.

    Comment posted on 29/05/2012 at 13:42.
    • colossalblue
      Team TSA: Editor
      Since: Forever

      What, like Stewart Downing?

      Comment posted on 29/05/2012 at 13:46.
      • Nickboss1
        Member
        Since: Mar 2010

        lol. shouldn’t laugh.

        Comment posted on 29/05/2012 at 13:51.
      • Tuffcub
        On the naughty step.
        Since: Dec 2008

        That’s a football joke isnt it? I dont get it so it must be.

        Comment posted on 29/05/2012 at 14:33.
      • mugsybalone
        Member
        Since: Aug 2008

        Works the same with “What, like Chris Brown?” for non-football people.

        Comment posted on 29/05/2012 at 15:33.
  2. LTG Davey
    andUandU
    Since: Aug 2008

    Can’t wait for Hitman. Seems forever since I played Blood Money and that was fracking awesome :)

    Comment posted on 29/05/2012 at 14:01.
  3. hazelam
    Member
    Since: Feb 2009

    i have a bad feeling about this. o_O

    Comment posted on 29/05/2012 at 14:27.
  4. Kitch
    Member
    Since: Aug 2008

    Get to play as a female Hit-Lady/Bird/Woman? Maybe. Looking forward to this game though.

    Comment posted on 29/05/2012 at 14:39.
  5. a inferior race
    I'm special
    Since: Jul 2009

    Multiplayer?

    Comment posted on 29/05/2012 at 20:24.

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