New Hitman Absolution Teaser is Leather-clad

There’s really hardly anything very interesting going on today. It seems like everyone is waiting for the news avalanche that E3 will represent. But some marketeers are getting in early and teasing announcements. Like this one for Hitman Absolution’s new trailer, which will debut tomorrow.

There’s no accompanying information so, purely on the image, I’m going to guess that the new Hitman game will only be playable if Kinect can see a room full of dominatrix riflemen behind you. It’s probably nothing to do with multiplayer or an in-game gang or faction at all…

mmmm, shiny curves.

Source: Press release

9 Comments

  1. HITWOMEN more like.

    • What, like Stewart Downing?

      • lol. shouldn’t laugh.

      • That’s a football joke isnt it? I dont get it so it must be.

      • Works the same with “What, like Chris Brown?” for non-football people.

  2. Can’t wait for Hitman. Seems forever since I played Blood Money and that was fracking awesome :)

  3. i have a bad feeling about this. o_O

  4. Get to play as a female Hit-Lady/Bird/Woman? Maybe. Looking forward to this game though.

  5. Multiplayer?

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