Microsoft Apologise For Song About Drugs And Penises

Part of Microsoft’s Norway Developer’s Conference included a performance of a new song, reminiscent of chart toppers ‘Scooter’.

Scooter are old skool Rave Barons and sing about naughty things like drugs and sample Status Quo.

The Microsoft song includes the line (no pun intended) ‘CSS is my LSD and XML is my XTC.’

You can see the lyrics from the song on the screen just below the dancers. The song also includes the charming word ‘Micro and soft don’t apply to my penis.’

Microsoft have apologised for the ‘inappropriate’ and ‘vulgar’ routine.

Source: YouTube

17 Comments

  1. The tags are hilarious.

    • They really are :)

    • What were they? Seemed to have been removed now.

  2. Still better than Usher…

  3. They dont even sing those particular lines very well in the video

  4. Annoyingly I cant get the tune out of my head now!

  5. As a computer science student, this makes me cringe :|

  6. Oh no they didnt! *finger clicks 3 tmes*

  7. my head hurts now

  8. I don’t think Microsoft should be apologizing for “inappropriate and vulgar routine”

    those aren’t the two words that crossed my mind as I watched this video

    • Yeah it’s funny and catchy, would have been great if they’d done a song at E3.

  9. You weren’t joking when you said it was similiar to Scooter. Wow.

  10. G.Hotz wrote this for them, didn’t he?

    • …right after Oscar Mike Media apologised for suggesting “funny cigarettes” goooo hands in hand with gaming & Spike Lee…

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