It’s Friday which is the day for non-news and lazyness in the work place as everyone prepares for a weekend of orgies and depravity. No? Just me then.
To help your weekend start with a fnar let’s have another look at what the ESRB have been saying about recent video games. Those of you who are parents will then know which games your children should avoid and those of you who are children will know which games to get your parents to buy so you can oogle some boobs. Nice!
Red Dead Redemption: ‘The game contains a scene in which two characters have sex on a table; there is a brief instance of female nudity.’
Planet Minigolf : ‘Some female avatars are depicted with low-cut tops that reveal cleavage, and the camera occasionally zooms in on their chests.’
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 Portable: ‘Female creatures (female Personas) occasionally are depicted topless or with revealing costumes; male creatures have phallic-shaped heads and torsos. Story elements contain references to “Rampant Sexuality” and characters that make “sexual advances.”‘
Clash Of The Titans: ‘Some of the female demons wear revealing outfits, and dialogue may include suggestive phrases (“Poseidon took her on the cold floor”)’
Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep: ‘A female character’s breasts jiggle slightly during cutscenes.’
Puzzle Quest 2: ‘In this puzzle-role-playing game, players match gems on a 2D puzzle board to earn points. Some female characters wear revealing outfits.’
Trinity Universe: ‘Characters sometimes engage in suggestive dialogue, including several references to breast size; for example, “I’ll be able to pay sexy, curvy women to stand by me,” “I’m SO sorry for having a flat chest,” and “Don’t be so arrogant just ‘cuz you’ve got big, bouncy tits!”‘