US Military Advisor: Xbox ‘B*stards’ To Get A Kicking

War hero and US military advisor, Hank Keirsey, is one of those ex-military types who game companies consult when they are making games and the kind and benevolent Hank has been working with Treyarch during development of Call Of Duty: Black Ops.

Sorry, did I say kind and benevolent? I meant utter bad-ass, takes-no-prisoners killing machine.  Hank decided to get some practice in by playing previous Call Of Duty games online,

“When I played the original Call of Duty, after being a soldier, I screwed up a couple things. I know to check corners and when someone jumps out I was kicking myself. It was sufficient and realistic enough that it gave me the damn willies. I was waking up in the middle of the night thinking I could do much better.”

Excellent research there by Hank, anything to improve on the next Call Of Duty game. I’d suggest not having a totally ridiculous plot in which the enemy  somehow manages to land an invasion force in Washington DC, probably the most well guarded place on the planet but that’s just my opinion.

Back to Hank. He enjoyed his online experience apart from one tiny little detail. The hoards of twelve year old kids who kept on calling him rather rude names over Xbox Live.

“You think: ‘I do this for a living you little b*stard’,” continued Hank, “I’m going to crawl down your basement hatch and I’ll find you, you little…”

Steady on there old chap, it’s only a game – no need to get personal. Any final message for the kids?

“‘I know where you live you little b*stard. Use all the expletives you want; when I show up you’re going to have a big bar of soap in your mouth and boot up your ass. You little b*stard.”

Good lord. He’s joking of course. Probably.

Source: CVG