*THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED*

Here at TSA we love giving stuff away when we can. It feels good to give and give and then when it hurts we give some more. Then we realise it’s hurting and stop. We can be a bit slow like that. Anyway the purpose of this rather odd preamble is to let you know we’re giving away something for free. That’s right we’ve got five copies of Bodycount on PS3 to give away to you, our lovely readers.
What’s that? You don’t know anything about Bodycount? Well why not take a look at this here review? Feel informed now? Well what if we told you a little about it? Bodycount has everything from multi-route levels to destructible cover as you work through the campaign, hunting down the aptly named ‘Target’ – a relentless enemy hellbent on manipulating world events. With that in mind, hopefully your appetite has been well and truly whetted which brings us neatly to the competition!
In Bodycount the good guys are called “Network” and the bad guys are called “Target”. We want you to come up with new names for these two factions in the comments section below and the five that we deem the best will win a copy of the game on PS3. The more creative or funny the better!
Also look out for another competition coming up very soon to win another new release, you would be dead-upset if you missed it.
Terms and Conditions
- Normal terms and conditions apply.
- This competition is open UK residents only.
- There are five copies available.
- One entry per person.
- The judges decision is final.
- This competition closes at 9:00pm on Friday 9th September BST.
hazelam
i seem to be bereft of inspiration today.
all i could come up with was rods and mockers.
i’ll get me coat.
Seventy2
‘The Plasters’ vs. ‘The Sores’ – that way everything is covered.
hol
Muppets & fraggles, best I can come up with on a Monday! Yawn :(
SharpShooter88
The Totalisers of Precision vs the Estimators of Funny Numbers.
In a game about counting corpses, why the hell not?
yogdog
Targets should be renamed ‘Bobby Kotick’, and the Network should be the ‘Internet’, and the targets in game should be reskinned as Bobby Kotick, since the entire gaming community online seems to have a universal hate of him. Dream come true for most people :)
HoboCastro
Or Robert Bowling, Josh Olin and Guy Beahm.
The Lone Steven
How about. “generic hero team that consists of bald space marines but are on earth so techinally it’s Bald earth marines” And “Generic bad guy team that is headed by a russian as that is what every FPS does now and therefore a russian is in charge and uses Pepsi” :) If that wins me the game, i would be very suprised.
arodmell
Fish and food!
petemcg
you (you) v assholes (always shit shots, having only liked eating shit). If you have not played the demo yet, its fun to think that the Targets are asshole that are in your life!
theaface
Paraphrased from the great Steven Wright…
Humidifier vs De-humidifier. Put them in a room together and let them fight it out. :D
skibadee
bloods vs crisps walkers lol