Everyone else and their dog seems to be clamouring to post any spurious, tangentially related Grand Theft Auto V story today in an effort to drag their readership into looking at pages on their websites.
That’s the business, we get that and we don’t have a problem with it. But we like to do things for our readers as often as possible, rather than just coerce pageviews out of them (although your pageviews are much appreciated…) so we thought we’d have a bit of fun instead of writing a “top five things” article.
So, here’s the deal: The Grand Theft Auto V trailer goes live at 16:00 GMT and we’re sure everyone is already making predictions in their heads for what it will show. So let’s profit from that, right?
We want you to put those predictions in our comments below. Whoever has the most accurate or amusing prediction will win a £10 Amazon gift voucher to spend on coke or hookers or whatever it is GTA is going to drive society to this time (I’ll keep checking the Daily Mail to be informed). We’ll also give you a groovy custom tag to go beside your name in the TSA comments, if that’s your thing.
All our usual T&Cs apply, of course. We’re picking the winner and our decision is final so no arguing, okay? We’ll ignore any predictions made after the trailer goes live (which might be slightly before 16:00 so be warned!) Let’s have some fun…
Update: Winners have been chosen. Yes, that’s right: winners. There are two of them because we’re just do damn nice at TSA.
We chose jakegoodie92 for accuracy but we’re also awarding TSBonyman because he made us giggle. The prizes have been sent to the email addresses used when you signed up for TSA. Thanks for playing everyone!
redmik71
I think it will be set in Vegas, you are a native american protecting your families casino from the mafia.
Hopefully a bit of history jumping showing your ancestors setting it up etc. Maybe in the 70s.
If not – you are a burger van man, fighting for your turf outside seedy nightclubs in the Yorkshire area. Hull, Bradford, Barnsley then into the glamour of Leeds. Finally opening a chain of knock off KFC take aways.
Liam
I Predict it will be a trailer for Grand Theft Auto V. It will feature moving images called ‘video clips’ of in-game scenes around various places of the new setting. There will be men, women, guns, cars and possibly explosions. There will also be a date at the end.
Called it.
AG2297
#Liamcalls
Liam
:D
manky_
My guess is it’ll be set in LA circa 1984, lead character will be a TV cameraman called Mike Donovan. The enemy will be called Diana who’s recently come into the community offering piece but is really a rat-quaffing lizard set on stealing the planets water and processing humans for food. Maybe.
Embo1
Will be set in irland…
p9ul
It’ll basically be a revamp of the original GTA4 teaser. We’ll see no characters, but plenty of arty farty shots of the new game world or city, which will be “alive” with inhabitants and public transport systems. Game will show off graphics which will be look leaps and bounds over GTA4, but not much better than Red Dead Redemption.
Music will be by (thankfully) defunct UK boyband “Five”
icuyesido
It’s based on a hookers upcoming rise to what she hopes will be a rich and fruitful life in the professional porn industry.
icuyesido
It ends in her being shot as Niko steels his money back after a quicky behind a garage.
justboy
Let’s see… Set in late 90s in washington dc and Virginia. White suburban falls on hard times and gets involved in fraud and political blackmail.
ObsidianDunks
Im gonna have a guess and say your character is Mexican and you make it across the border into the US (california). You have to deal with drugs gangs from mexico etc. Although, I would love it to be set outside the US.
Dany2Step
At some point in the game you will actualy date cj from san andreas’s daughter… Also its set in San An.
NOSAJ19
I predict that none of us will be able to see the trailer at 4pm, because there will be that many people that want to watch it, that it will make the internet crash! Then we’ll be doomed I tells ya! DOOMED!!!!!