Everyone else and their dog seems to be clamouring to post any spurious, tangentially related Grand Theft Auto V story today in an effort to drag their readership into looking at pages on their websites.
That’s the business, we get that and we don’t have a problem with it. But we like to do things for our readers as often as possible, rather than just coerce pageviews out of them (although your pageviews are much appreciated…) so we thought we’d have a bit of fun instead of writing a “top five things” article.
So, here’s the deal: The Grand Theft Auto V trailer goes live at 16:00 GMT and we’re sure everyone is already making predictions in their heads for what it will show. So let’s profit from that, right?
We want you to put those predictions in our comments below. Whoever has the most accurate or amusing prediction will win a £10 Amazon gift voucher to spend on coke or hookers or whatever it is GTA is going to drive society to this time (I’ll keep checking the Daily Mail to be informed). We’ll also give you a groovy custom tag to go beside your name in the TSA comments, if that’s your thing.
All our usual T&Cs apply, of course. We’re picking the winner and our decision is final so no arguing, okay? We’ll ignore any predictions made after the trailer goes live (which might be slightly before 16:00 so be warned!) Let’s have some fun…
Update: Winners have been chosen. Yes, that’s right: winners. There are two of them because we’re just do damn nice at TSA.
We chose jakegoodie92 for accuracy but we’re also awarding TSBonyman because he made us giggle. The prizes have been sent to the email addresses used when you signed up for TSA. Thanks for playing everyone!
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It will be around LA, Hollywood etc
Outside bet it will be set in the 70’s, if so I’d suspect what started out as Agent turned into GTAV
Dany2Step
More likely though is that this is not even Gta5, and the V is revealed to stand for Vice city.
The game is set in vice city.
hazelam
i predict it’ll be late.
the trailer that is.
Rizuli
Toronto or Seattle. The V looks like the space needle or CN tower to me, no idea why.
adamguest1985
Vinewood. Planes & Golf Carts. Homeless Nico. People walking a dog?
…what?
R4U Eldave0
Wow, great predictions. I guess you win ;)
BIGAL-1992
You’re late. No entry for you. Muahahahahahaha!
Origami Killer
It’s going to be set in LA…oh wait speculation :P damn TSA for doing a comp when I’m not on my laptop
UKZ-N3M1515
V for Vegas. Heist casino’s and all that jazz. Big bright lighted city shown in slow motion with a guy walking by, dynamic camera shots showing the city as he walks down the street. Have some gr00vy tunes going on in the meantime with flashes of some hoes and G’s.
TSBonyman
I absolutely did not expect to win anything so it was a real surprise to discover i had made someone giggle – and won a voucher too!
Thanks guys ! :)