Lollipop Chainsaw Introduces ‘Swan’

It’s just occurred to me that a lollipop chainsaw is not a s dangerous as it sounds. Your average Chupa Chupa is a couple of centimetres wide so a lollipop chainsaw need not be more than four centimetres in length.

Sure, it would still hurt if someone stabbed you in the eye with it but it’s rather less threatening than a tree-chopping chainsaw. Thankfully the heroine of the game, Juliet,  has sensibly opted for the ‘tree’ sized chainsaw as seen the video below which also debuts the ‘Goth Geek Bastard’ Swan.

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Aged 18, Swan likes practising broody looks in the mirror and Pez sweets whilst his hobbies include murder and planning world domination.

Source: YouTube

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11 Comments

  1. “Swan likes practising broody looks in the mirror and Pez sweets whilst his hobbies include murder and planning world domination.”
    – Gee, Pez, what do you want to do tonight?
    – The same thing we do every night, Swan – try to take over the world!

  2. I actually like the look of this. Looks a bit of a laugh and believe it or not, I don’t own a zombie game just now.

  3. As potential to be the greatest action game ever CREATED….

  4. Oh dear God, Swan’s voice acting is terrible…
    Still not sold on this game, doesn’t look too great.

    • Kind of what you’d expect from Gothic voice acting?

  5. I don’t normally gamble on new IP’s but Shadows of the Damned has convinced me to take this very seriously. I think it looks good and I like humour in game, it’s rare.

  6. TuffCub, embracing the results of his latest Massive Poll with aplomb.

    Looks good, though I think I’ll reserve judgement until it is released. Looks a lot like the engine used for the various Street Fighter IV iterations incidentally.

  7. It looks like mindless, lots of fun to me. I may give it a chance!

  8. This looks stupid enough to be great fun.

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