Adult Site Claims ‘Free Porn Coming To Xbox 360’

Filthmongerers ‘YouPorn’ have posted a blog in which they praise the beta test of Internet Explorer on the Xbox dashboard.

‘YouPorn now available on Xbox!’ boasts the headline followed by a raft of handy hints on how gamers can access all sorts of filth and depravity and then stream it into their brains via Xbox 360.

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‘Whether you’re pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you’re never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn,’  they claim.

Microsoft has responded by issuing a statement:

To be clear, we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content. Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default.

And now a comments section filled with jokes about YouPorn and Kinect – take it away chaps!

Source: YouPorn / Kotaku

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29 Comments

  1. This will be the highest trafficked story of the week.

  2. It works already fine in the ps3.

  3. Time to dust my 360 under the bed & subscribe to love :D

  4. Coming soon for Kinect, Tits:the game and Tap that Arse. For only £9.99. Disclaimer:we are not responsible if your girlfriend catches you or if you run out of tissues during a wank as well as any stains.

    I suppose getting rid of our image as horny teenagers will be a bit harder now if this is true due to the media eventually picking up on it and go over the top with their articles.

    • There is already a game of that on the PC using the Kinnect.

      • Son of a… *goes back to the drawing board* How about melons:the game and anal lube? With a season pass for only £2.

      • Make it an epic episodic release, over 12 weeks and I’m in.

  5. Bring on the 18 player online action! Seriously though it might be time everyone re-read the EULA for their Kinect – Internet explorer and a remote camera in every home?…

  6. I’ll be too busy tapping Peter Molyneux’s box.

  7. Kinect enhanced Chat Roulette? I’m In!

  8. Kinect LoveMaking.
    Your score:
    Thrusting – 6/10 – try harder next time
    Stamina – 5/10 – we’ve seen better
    Vocals – 2/10 – come on now, don’t be shy
    Creativity – 9/10 – we don’t quite know how you got your leg up there, but kudos
    Kink – 9/10 – nice touch having grandma sat on the couch watching. Even if she was asleep.
    Total score: 31/50. Score 4 more to level up and unlock the “Stud” achievement

  9. Call of Duty games are going to be quieter and a lot calmer now. Thanks, Microsoft. Although, at least I can now post links to “your mother” during the game, I hope.

    • Seeming I haven’t got an Xbox I’ll just PM you a link to mine!

    • Please don’t, I get enough spam as it is….

  10. Bad news for Dead or Alive… That’ll probably go tumbling out the game charts now.

    • I doubt that, it kept me focused all night long.

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