Filthmongerers ‘YouPorn’ have posted a blog in which they praise the beta test of Internet Explorer on the Xbox dashboard.
‘YouPorn now available on Xbox!’ boasts the headline followed by a raft of handy hints on how gamers can access all sorts of filth and depravity and then stream it into their brains via Xbox 360.
‘Whether you’re pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you’re never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn,’ they claim.
Microsoft has responded by issuing a statement:
To be clear, we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content. Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default.
And now a comments section filled with jokes about YouPorn and Kinect – take it away chaps!
Source: YouPorn / Kotaku
bunimomike
I have to say, I cannot wait as it’ll be nice to unwind with a five minute skirmish with blood and guts everywhere then settle into COD without having to fire up two machines.
Sympozium
Least it won’t crash all the time.
baggyg
“not specific adult content providers like YouPorn” – any more sites they can recommend?
freezebug2
How can they say it’ll be childproof or “IE is blocked to child accounts” when the majority of 18 rated games like Call Of Duty probably have over 50% of their online players under the legal age……..next train to Fantasy Islands will arrive shortly :P
Tuffcub
An excellent point.
Kev
Porn. Yet again XBox announcing a feature that has been available to PS3 owners for ages … or so Im told :-O
Tienpawa
So Xbox gets YouPorn. While PS3 already has that, Tube8, Spankwire, XNXX, PornHub…….
blast71
Spicy tranny gets my vote ;p
hazelam
daily mail story in 3, 2, 1.
i tried to find a story but couldn’t, kinda spoiled the punchline a bit. :(
hazelam
in theory, they could make the same claim about the Wii-U, right? o_O
TSBonyman
I was doing that on PS3 years ago… erm i mean i heard it was possible.. ;)