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News Snatch: Mario's Nipples, Stephen Fry Narrates Pokémon, And Valentine Improbable Boobs

Roses are red, Violets 'n' boobs, here's a News Snatch, especially for you!


Hello there, News Snatch time once again and we start with Nintendo’s Deputy General Manager Yoshiaki Koizumi, who directed Super Mario Galaxy and produced Super Mario Odyssey. He has discussed Mario’s nipples and more importantly, why he hasn’t got a belly-button. The simple answer is they forgot.

“Once I heard that people were talking so much about Mario’s belly button, it made me start to think about whether we should revisit the topic on the design side,” he said.



National Treasure Stephen Fry has narrated this new nature documentary featuring Pokémon. This is actually a thing, you haven’t eaten to much cheese or anything like that.


CounterSpy is losing it’s online components as the servers are to be shut for the PS3, PS4, and PS Vita versions of the game very shortly. Online services for Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal PS3 and Ratchet: Deadlocked PS3 will also be shut down on February 15th.


Some multiplayer footage from A.O.T.2.



Happy Birthday to Dying Light, which is the grand old age of three and still attracting thousands of players.



Here’s a special message from the development team at Bluepoint Games who remade Shadow of the Colossus.


Unknown Worlds Entertainment have fired a sound engineer who worked on indie hit Subnautica after it was discovered he had posted offensive and insensitive messages. “Over the weekend we discovered that one of our team members had made many hateful statements online that are against our company values. After discussing the matter with him, we decided to stop working with him immediately,” said a studio representative.



Superhot VR is getting a retail release for PSVR on 28th February, and joining it will be another PSVR shooter, Arizona Sunshine, which will lands in the shops on 21st March.



SMITE is getting and anime inspired horde mode filled with cute foxes.

Jump into Adventure and witness SMITE like you’ve never seen it before! Da Ji and the Legend of the Foxes transports players to a colorful realm, complete with anime inspired artwork, where they’ll defeat relentless waves of enemies. Lending her talents to this new experience is renowned voice actress Cristina Vee (Sailor Moon, Pokemon, and Hunter x Hunter), who stars as the Adventure’s main character Senpai Da Ji.



And Finally, you can send some Improbable Boobs to the love of your life! Head over to the Atlus website to pick one of the cards featuring characters from Dragon’s Crown Pro in their full back-breaking, misshapen, thunder-thighed glory.

5 Comments
  1. kjkg
    Member
    Since: Apr 2010

    Come on Tuff man, don’t be one of the new generation that somehow has never learned how to spell the word lose (losing) properly!

    I really want to re-buy Dying Light, up there as one of my favourite games on the PS4. The DLC was pretty cool too with the vehicles etc.

    Comment posted on 09/02/2018 at 13:59.
  2. Crazy_Del
    Member
    Since: Jul 2009

    I can see a few error spelling mistakes and such but I had a feeling he did this in a bar and I don’t blame because….. it’s FRIDAY

    Comment posted on 09/02/2018 at 14:04.
    • kjkg
      Member
      Since: Apr 2010

      Haha fair enough. But loose and lose wind me up for some reason.

      Comment posted on 09/02/2018 at 14:10.
    • Tuffcub
      On the naughty step.
      Since: Dec 2008

      I’m very tired. Shush both of you :)

      Comment posted on 09/02/2018 at 14:10.
  3. three_leg_jake
    Member
    Since: Aug 2011

    The lose and loose thing is any evolution of the English language happening before our very eyes.

    As much as it annoys me I find it quite fascinating as well. Alot of words have changed throughout the history of the language and to see one happening in such a visible way is marvellous.

    Comment posted on 09/02/2018 at 23:11.