UPDATE: Just read this instead :)
Look, I know Burnout Paradise Remastered is coming, you know Burnout Paradise Remastered, your dog knows Burnout Paradise Remastered, even Ethel, aged 83, who lives down the road and hasn’t played a video game in her entire life knows Burnout Paradise Remastered is on it’s way, so quite why EA have yet to announce it is a mystery.
The latest in a very long line of leaks comes from what appears to be an in-store banner which lists pre-orders for PlayStation 4 games, including God of War on April 20th, and Burnout Paradise Remastered for March 16th. This is the same date that was listed by a retailer in Japan two months ago.
Of course this could be a really elaborate hoax spanning multiple continents over many months, but, well, it’s not is it?