All-Star Fruit Racing Is Out Consoles This July

If you’re going to call your game All-Star Fruit Racing then I expect to be strapping in to a Mango and beating a Guava in to second place. I want to be Lewis Hamilton but in the form of a Rambutan, or Nigel Mansel but shaped like Kumquat.

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All-Star Fruit Racing doesn’t let me do that, the fruit is used for power-ups, but it does look like a half decent kart racer with split screen, and it’s out on Nintendo Switch, PS4, and Xbox One this July.

BTW, Kumquats has reminded me of the dirtiest line ever from classic TV series Dynasty. Here’s Joan Collins saying something extremely filthy.

Source: Press release

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2 Comments

  1. This looks very apeeling. I bet the core game is jam packed.😁

    I see myself out.

  2. Well the gameplay definitely looks better than the logo.

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