TSA E3 Bingo 2018

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EA Play Conference

  • The Battlefield V gameplay demo doesn’t feature a face-painted cockney lady with a prosthetic arm [25]
  • Anthem continues to look a lot like Destiny [1]
  • Motive Studios’ Star Wars game is shown [2]
  • Respawn Entertainment’s’ Star Wars game is shown [3]
  • Titanfall 3 announced [5]
  • A new EA Original title appears for maximum emotional impact [2]
  • EA promise to remove all loot boxes from all of their games [15]
  • They don’t say sorry once [1]
  • Vladimir Putin appears to personally endorse FIFA 18’s World Cup content [666]
  • Alex Hunter transfers to Borussia Dortmund in FIFA 19’s story reveal [3]
  • Madden 19 surprises everyone by being about nineteen angry men named Dennis. [100]

Microsoft’s E3 Conference

  • Microsoft tell everyone that Xbox One X is the most powerful console on the market and look a bit smug [1]
  • Phil Spencer wears a tshirt with an indie game reference on it [1]
  • The words “Console Launch Exclusive” are used five or more times [2]
  • Forza Horizon 3 announced [1]
  • There’s a very expensive car on stage for Forza [1]
  • Crackdown 3 gets a release date [2]
  • Crackdown 3 also gets a Battle Royale game mode [5]
  • Halo 6 announced for release this year [3]
  • Gears of War 5 announced [3]
  • Fable 4 is announced by Playground Games [3]
  • Microsoft unveil a brand new first party IP [3]
  • Cyberpunk 2077 unveiled on Microsoft’s stage and it’s “better on Xbox One X” [3]
  • Xbox One to be updated with Alexa and/or Google Assistant support [2]
  • A New Xbox Elite Controller is revealed [3]
  • Microsoft talk about “user engagement” and other metrics rather than sales figures [1]
  • Limited edition Gay Pride Xbox One X announced, has rainbow controllers [6]

Bethesda E3 Conference

  • Fallout 76 is confirmed to be an online survival game [1]
  • Fallout 3 Anniversary announced [2]
  • Fallout 3 Anniversary is coming to PSVR [5]
  • Fallout 4 VR is coming to PSVR [5]
  • You can create a character in Rage 2 [3]
  • Rage 2 is shown with a cameo from Chuck Norris, the original Ranger named Walker [7]
  • They make reference that all their big reveals were leaked [2]
  • Wet 2 [99]
  • We get to check in on The Elder Scrolls card game [1]
  • Bethesda announce long rumoured sci-fi RPG Starfield [3]

Devolver Digital E3 Conference

  • The Devolver Digital Conference has a lot of blood [1]

Square Enix E3 Conference

  • Square promise Shadow of the Tomb Raider is the last Lara Croft origin story[1]
  • Final Fantasy VII Remake will release this year [5]
  • Kingdom Hearts 3 is shown [1]
  • One of the new worlds in Kingdom Hearts III is based on either Star Wars or Marvel [5]
  • Another remaster of an old game is announced [1]
  • Crystal Dynamics’ Marvel Avengers game is revealed [4]
  • Life Is Strange Season 2 is announced [2]
  • Just Cause 4 is announced [4]

Ubisoft E3 Conference

  • The Division 2 is set in Seattle, Las Vegas or Detroit [4]
  • A monkey swears in a Beyond Good & Evil 2 demo [2]
  • A new Splinter Cell game announced [2]
  • Tom Hardy shows up to talk about the Splinter Cell film [5]
  • Tom Hardy also apologises for the Venom film [7]
  • Watch Dogs 3 announced and it’s set in London [3]
  • Another Nintendo/Rabbids collaboration [2]
  • Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is officially revealed and most/all of the stuff detailed in the leak turns out to be true [3] *pick one
  • Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is officially revealed and NONE of the stuff detailed in the leak turns out to be true [3] *pick one
  • A new 2D Rayman platformer is announced [5]
  • Ubisoft reveal that all their franchises are now in on Marvel style shared Universe, so Watch Dogs 3 will crossover with Assassin’s Creed [12]

Sony E3 Conference

  • Sony do not reveal any new first party games during their conference [2]
  • Hideo Kojima shows off the moss in Death Stranding [2]
  • Hideo Kojima, Norman Reedus, and Mads Mikkelsen perform a track from their debut concept album [3]
  • Sucker Punch talk about bamboo forests in Ghost of Tsushima [3]
  • Naughty Dog talk about multiplayer in The Last of Us Part II [5]
  • Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’s Battle Royale mode is showcased during Sony’s conference [1]
  • PUBG is not announced for PlayStation 4 [2]
  • Story DLC announced for God of War [3]
  • Dreams open beta dated [1]
  • Bluepoint are behind the MediEvil PS4 remake [2]
  • An existing Sony franchise [Killzone, Gravity Rush, Resistance, etc] is given to a new team [5]
  • Remedy’s new IP demoed on Sony’s stage [3]
  • Deep Down re-emerges [2]
  • PSN ID name changes announce [1]
  • PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale sequel announced with new Battle Royale mode [13]
  • Sony announce new hardware: The PS One Mini! [2]
  • Sony announce new hardware: PlayStation 5 [25]
  • Limited edition Gay Pride PS4 announced, has leather effect controllers [6]

PC Gaming Show

  • Half-Life 3 is announced [77]
  • Phil Spencer appears wearing a different indie reference tshirt [2]
  • Red Dead Redemption 2 is announced for PC [6]

Nintendo E3 Direct

  • Super Smash Bros. Melee for Switch to release on 26th October, the same day as Red Dead Redemption 2 [5]
  • Metroid Prime 4 gameplay is shown [2]
  • During a demo of Nintendo Labo, the children stamp on the cardboard models and scream they want to play Fortnite instead [5]
  • Fortnite announced for Nintendo Switch [1]
  • Fallout 3 Anniversary announced for Nintendo Switch [1]
  • A new Star Fox game is in development [2]
  • A new F-Zero is teased [2]
  • Reggie pretends to be an animal [10]
  • Nintendogs: Battle Royale is announced [25]
  • Nintendo announce a new first party IP [7]
  • Intelligent Systems surprise everyone by announcing Advance Wars Switch [11]
  • Nintendo announce the Nintendo 64 Classic Mini [10]
  • Limited edition Gay Pride rainbow coloured Joy-Con announced [6]

Miscellaneous

  • Every game Walmart leaked is confirmed [4]
  • The words “Battle Royale” are at Sony, Microsoft, Bethesda, Ubisoft, EA, Square Enix, and Nintendo conferences [1]
  • Someone [probably Ubisoft] makes an clumsy call for inclusivity and celebrates women gamers, gay gamers, furries, etc. etc. [2]
  • A Twitch streamer / Youtube ‘influencer’ makes a press conference appearance and manages to string together a coherent sentence [3]
  • Valve’s Artefact makes an appearance during one of the conferences [2]
  • We find out what Rocksteady have been working on [4]
  • Ninja Theory announced their next game and it’s not Hellblade 2 [2]
  • LEGO DC Villains trailer appears in a press conference [1]
  • Agent is re-announced by Rockstar [20]
  • Devil May Cry 5 is announced [2]
  • Activision were just kidding, COD Black Ops 4 will have single player after all! [25]

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21 Comments

  1. I’m hoping to get my highest finish ever. Not a difficult task as I’m normally in the bottom few.

    • Don’t worry. I’ve made my choices, so you can probably be fairly sure of beating someone and not being last.

  2. Wonderful, wonderful TSA Bingo. For the umpteenth yeah I’m trying to win big on a Half Life 3 announcement! I’ve got a good feeling this time, I’ll win big I know I will.

  3. Tough choices! I would shit a brick if a new F Zero was announced.

    • A 9 year anniversary is definitely impressive and despite being a part of TSA for 9 years I think it’s the first time I’ve entered.

      • My first time entering too, i have been here for years i just don’t comment a lot.

  4. What Chuck Norris is real?

    • Isn’t he just a meme?

      • No, he’s a story parents tell their kids to scare them into behaving. Make sure they grow up into full sized people, rather than those freaky little things they start out as.

        Behave, or Chuck Norris will come for you, and the majority of shelves will forever be out of reach.

  5. All done now, for better or worse. :)
    Best of luck everyone!

  6. Well I’ve gone for the cunning tactic of not really reading any of them at all and just selecting the ones with the highest points.

    Good luck Tony. Oh wait, that’s me!

    • It’s okay to wish yourself luck mate, we all want you to win! But there’s so such thing as altruism so if you do win we expect you to take us all to Vegas and buy us cars.

  7. Do you mean Forza Horizon 4? – 3 has been out for ages.

    • Oops, yes. Read Forza Horizon 3 as 4.

  8. Done :-)

  9. There were some great choices!
    I decided to go for broke and not choose any 1 or 2 point options.
    Come on Wet 2!

  10. I want that mini ps1!

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