It’s Friday so that can only mean one thing, Improbable boob news! You may recall that two weeks ago Square Enix’s ethics department told the developers of the Final Fantasy VII Remake to tone down Tifa Lockhart’s improbable boobs so they would “not get unnatural during all the intense action.”
“We wanted Tifa to have abs, so she has an athletic body type. The ethics department at Square Enix also told us that we had to tighten her chest as not to get unnatural during all the intense action. From there we got the black underwear and fitted tank top,” they said.
It appears that Square Enix’s ethics have not got round to checking out the version of Tifa that will be appearing in fighting game Dissidia Final Fantasy NT as game director Takeo Kujiraoka has said “I won’t say what ‘they’ are, but ‘they’ will bounce”. He could be talking about something else, perhaps her ponytail or her earrings, but let’s face it, he’s talking about her boobs.
A preview video of the character shows her wearing a version of her original outfit without the fitted tank top that would restrict boob jiggle, so if we’re going to be scientific about this her boobs should jiggle more. However, one suspects they may have an unnatural jiggle, and as the bosoms are already rather larger than usual for the character, the swing could quite significant.
Dissidia Final Fantasy NT is developed by Team Ninja rather than Square Enix, the developers responsible for the bouncing boobs of the Dead or Alive franchise and to be be honest if they hadn’t said a thing no one would have batted an eyelid, but they had to go and start boasting about jiggling tiddies like the sexist pillocks they are.
Dissidia Final Fantasy NT is available now, we gave it 6/10 in our review which you can read here.