I can only think of truly awful puns for this… I’ll save you the mental anguish.
The homeless communist.
Laying down the law.
Close friends get to call him T.C. Providing it’s with dignity.
In the number 7 shirt…
Worst interviewee… Ever.
Om nom nom.
Meet another old hand… Who’s actually quite young.
The Ice-Lemur cometh.
These fingers… They hiss at you…
You think “Yay! Girl!” right up until you know her.
Captain on deck!
Harrison-Ford.
What is it with people having user names unrelated to their real names?
Remember the Storm of ’48?
A mounty mounted a mountain to meet Mannion, AKA Mikiyaru.
Lets all head down to GTOWN! Yeah!
The man of the hour.