Fat Princess Trophies
Any Trophy you like, as long as it's Bronze.Published 27/07/2009 at 20:00 by cc_star
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Zuler, our resident Trophy hunter has been at it again. This time he’s stolen a march on the rest of the industry and using some top secret Trophy hunting techniques has tracked down the 21 Trophies below, yes you’re reading that right they’re all bronze which personally I’m surprised about for such a high profile PSN title. Fortunately you don’t need to employ such drastic Trophy hunting techniques because we’ve collected them together and locked them up in one place, which you can access using nothing more than the link in the nav-bar at the top of the page.
Bronze
Oh, It’s On!
Kill 10 enemies with any combination of classes in online games
Got wood?
Deliver 15 resources of wood or metal to the team’s stockpile in online games
Half the Calories Eat Twice as Much
Feed the Princess 1500 calories of food in a single online game
I need a hammer…
Build 30 Castle upgrades or Siege Weapons in online games
This is Caketown!
Block 100 projectiles with your shield in online games
Shish Kebab
Kill 50 enemies using the Fire Torch upgrade in online games
You’re Not Cooking…
Kill 100 enemies with Fire magic in online games
Father McHealy
Heal teammates for a total of 500 hearts in online games
Don’t Make Me Slap You!
Slap 20 objects out of enemy’s hands in online games
Little Pecker
Kill an enemy as a chicken in an online game
Fed Zeppelin
Rescue the Princess by using the enemy’s Catapult in an online game
Who’s Your Daddy?
Kill 6 enemies within 1 second in an online game
Chubby Chaser
Protect and escort the Princess 20 tims in online games
The Dark Side
Kill 200 enemies by only using Dark Magic in online games
Ring Sting
Heal, Burn, Curse and Freeze 6 characters at the same time in a single online game
Operation Eagledrop
Fly 2000 meters in online games
Thuggee
Kill 88 enemies in a single online game without dying
1-800-CAKE
Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class
The cake is not a lie!
Complete The Legend of the Fat Princess
Gluteus Maximus
Defeat all Gladiate arenas
Cake or Death
Win 100 online games
Comments
Please note that all comments are the opinion of the individual author and not TheSixthAxis.
MaN_uTd_10 | 27/07/2009 20:12
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Trophies look like meh
colmshan1990 | 27/07/2009 20:13
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How are you so fast?!!!
cc_star | 27/07/2009 20:22
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Zuler is a god
In some parts of the world he is worshipped, not by us at TSA though, he’s our biatch.
Zuler | 27/07/2009 20:55
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Being your biatch has it’s advantages
You know, Zuler is Ruler with a Z 
teflon | 27/07/2009 20:15
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Shame nothing outside of the bronzes, specially since some of those look like they might take a long time to get and could be pretty damn tricky.
Thugee in particular is going to be difficult.
Aitrus | 27/07/2009 20:45
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Some of the trophies are good as they seem to promote teamwork and other than just going solo. But yes, ‘Thugee’ looks pretty hard for a bronze.
TTP | 27/07/2009 20:26
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Ring Sting
Heal, Burn, Curse and Freeze 6 characters at the same time in a single online game
Thuggee
Kill 88 enemies in a single online game without dying
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the fuck?
LeoSayer | 27/07/2009 20:42
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‘The cake is not a lie’ – great trophy name!
colmshan1990 | 27/07/2009 21:06
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So, not a game for trophy whores, but a game for gamers?
H3O | 27/07/2009 21:44
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Thuggee should be platinum on it’s own. Damn, kill 88 enemies without dying…!
yogh_wayne | 28/07/2009 00:26
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The “Litttle Pecker” trophy (Kill an enemy as a chicken in an online game) sounds like fun. “Thugee” will be impossible to get.
Triggerhappytel | 28/07/2009 01:20
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These sound really harsh for bronzes only. Hopefully there’s been some kind of screw up, and some of those will be silver too, with maybe a gold as well.
Watchful | 28/07/2009 07:33
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No screw up, 21 bronze trophies. The developers have just gone for a high number of trophies rather than just having a few golds or silvers. Fat Princess will contribute the same number of ‘points’ to your level as other typical PSN games.
Triggerhappytel | 28/07/2009 08:26
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Okay, well thanks for the heads-up. Some of those are *really* harsh though, compared to Bronzes in, say, Noby Noby Boy.
Aitrus | 28/07/2009 08:48
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PixelJunk Eden did the same. A lot of bronze trophies, spme of them very hard to get – though made easier by the patch.
Shrui | 28/07/2009 06:03
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‘Cake Or Death’
Not likely linked but was a very good Eddie Izzard routine (was a while ago now!).
Dafro1989 | 28/07/2009 06:49
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88 kills without dying? That’s… extreme. Well, depending on how the whole ‘killing players’ thing goes.
That ‘Ring Sting’ one looks odd too =S.
And the cake IS a lie goddammit!
X201 | 28/07/2009 10:23
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All bronze and all online!
Zuler | 28/07/2009 14:17
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Umm, two of them are single-player: Gluteus maximus and The cake is not a lie!
w3r3w0lf | 28/07/2009 10:52
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I would have thought that a couple of those would have been silver at least
BTW price supposedly confirmed £11.99 (http://www.gamerzines.com/ps3/news/fat-princess-dated.html)
Not a bad price, but when you consider that both this and Battlefield 1943 are $14.99 in US, yet we paid £9.99 for 1943 over here, I’m starting to wonder what Sony base their prices on??
shrimpeh | 28/07/2009 14:01
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Is there any local multiplayer on this? Seem to have missed any info either way on this.
DreamingOutLoudz | 29/07/2009 12:37
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fat princess SUCKS