Friday Fight #14

It certainly seems that you guys have a thing for Isaac Clarke. He trounced Raven with 27 votes to 9. Unfortunately it appears that a couple of members are still pining for Nariko *coughs*CaptainMurdoYogh_Wayne*coughs*. Let her go, lads. Let her go.

With Clarke seemingly very popular I thought it best that his opponent be as equally, if not more, popular. But who wins the fight?…ISAAC CLARKE VS NATHAN DRAKE.

Isaac Clarke’s Pros:

  • Removes more limbs than Jigsaw
  • Heavy Boots ideal for stomping and squishing
  • Can slow time around an enemy
  • Telekinesis skills that scare the crap out of Uri Geller
  • Armoured suit

Nathan Drake’s Pros:

  • Good with guns as well as his fists
  • Excellent leaping and climbing abilities
  • Team of friends at his side
  • Model-like good looks and witty (even your Granny wouldn’t say no)
  • Got any spare gold? Drake will give you a good price…or steal it.

Isaac Clarke’s Cons:

  • S-l-o-w
  • No good at small talk, or indeed any talk
  • May require several changes of underwear

Nathan Drake’s Cons:

  • No armour
  • No hi-tech gizmos
  • Whipped