Have you ever wondered what would happen if God Of War was made as a low budget indie movie? No, me neither but someone did this trailer for a non existent movie, and it’s unexpectedly fab. Here is the blurb:
God Of War is a unique romantic black comedy in the proud tradition of Rushmore and Gigantic. Josh Henderson stars as Kratos, an orphan teen who just transfered to Spartan Academy. There he meets Athena (Zane Bauer), an alluring rebel with parental issues herself.
The two hit it off almost immediately, and find they share much more in common than they originally thought when Kratos is introduced to Athena’s father Zeus (Michael Sadorf), the same father who abandoned Kratos at an early age.
Determined to reconnect with his son after more than a decade of absence, Zeus forbids Kratos from seeing Athena, yet the star-crossed lovers find themselves inexplicably attracted to one another, despite the newfound revelation of their relation.
I think I’ve watched this about ten times now and it just get better and better each viewing. What do you think?
Source: GamerVision
Apnomis
At first I was like WTF, but now I think it’s kind of awesome! It’s easy to see why it’s an Official Selection of the Mt. Olympus Film Festival LOL :)
gernboes
Goid of War?
gernboes
oh, also: athena is pretty hot…
PhilipJWitow
Athena is super hot.
Pemberton_
I remember watching Clash of the Titans and thinking Good of War through a lot of it.
Even though I only played the third.
Ryan1991
That’s because it’s Greek mythology.
Pemberton_
Thanks for pointing that out, I don’t even know why I didn’t make that connection.
STILLCANTTHINKOFAGOODPSNNAME
that was sarcasm oh please say that was sarcasm
Ryan1991
It was. Not quite sure how to point sarcasm out in text.
STILLCANTTHINKOFAGOODPSNNAME
no i ment Pemberton’s response i mean he had to know it was greek mythology it had everything but the titans
also Clash of the Titans was wrubish oh and madusa was hot you know apart from all the snakes and green skin n that
Pemberton_
@stillcant… Next time I’ll use [sarcasm][/sarcasm] ;D
Raider197
Wait, Kratos like, loves his sister? That’s a… unique take on the series.
Still wouldn’t be as bad as any Uwe Boll films.
gernboes
i dont think shes his sister. i mean she asks the other girls who he is…
Raider197
“the star-crossed lovers find themselves inexplicably attracted to one another, despite the newfound revelation of their relation.”
I can’t see the video since I’m on the PS3 but I’m guessing she asks who he is before they find out that they have the same father.
gernboes
well, i didnt read the text…
but actually, isnt zeus the father of all the other gods?
STILLCANTTHINKOFAGOODPSNNAME
ang mankind for that matter
MadiesInMeBoot
Kratos never fancied his sister in the God of War series. But there not real brother and sister as Kratos killed Ares and took his place as the God of War. So it would still be ok to give your one a go =P
Danza Di Fuoco
incest isn’t forbidden?
djsunna
that is quality but why not do a full length film of god of war. tomb raider, mario, mortal kombat, street fighter and resident evil have all had the hollywood treatment and did rather well at the box office and god of war would be awesome if they did it right
Charmed_Fanatic
haha thats awesome!
scavenga
Most excellent! Wish it was a real flick, would watch that for sure. And I agree with Raider197, Uwe Boll could only dream of having as much quality in all his films compiled as there is in this 3 minute trailer
Burgess_101
i would love to watch this loving the music as well
STILLCANTTHINKOFAGOODPSNNAME
FAIL those are badminton rackets noy tennis rackets NOOOOOOOOB
i love that kratos is a skinny ginger guy
cheekyMcB
Exactly….what sort of tennis is that guy been playing/watching?
rht992
oh come now thats one tiny mistake
hairfreax
I know what to do with any spare badminton now
tonycawley
What?