So, you’re standing there in your living room with your shiny new Kinect motion sensing camera, you insert the bundled copy of Kinect Adventures, but feel something is missing.
Then suddenly it clicks, you realise you need a boat.
“The first product in the Play On line-up brings the entertainment of Kinect Adventures game out of the tv set, directly in your living room!”
“Game it Real! With this real-size replica of Kinect Adventures’s awesome dinghy.”
If this is the first product, we can’t wait to see what’s coming next.
Source: Atomic-Accessories, Via C&VG.
BetaGhast
*insert Picard facepalm ASCII here*
TheShepanator
gentlemen.
seedaripper1973
Oh my good god, surely thats gonna be dangerous jumping up and down on a plastic boat on a carpet, it’ll just slide from under you and BAMMO! smashed head! and a lawsuit to boot…besides why not just buy a cheap dinghy for a fiver from any seaside resort?? this.is.crap.
Juelz345
Who ever buys this, deserves to have it slip from under them and BAMMO!
Rocket_345
lol.
Dlaf42
I can see the sale of inflatable dinghy from argos go through the roof lol. Shit like this makes me sad, its one thing to be milked for extra controllers but this is just unreal.
bajere
ms need a way of adding more to kinect sales.this sort of tat may become quite common…
Juelz345
you do realize this isn’t made by MS right?
Amphlett
Does this actually connect to the xbox though? It looks like a kid’s inflatable boat an nothing more.
BoyDay
Thar’s all it is. Could just be me, but when I was the right age for this to appeal to me, I’d much rather have made my own boat out of things I found in the house!
Dan Lee
YaaaY!! Next up has to be a real Tiger for Kinectimals!
Foxhound_Solid
Ha ha ha, heres hoping Resident Evil Kinect never ever surfaces…otherwise the world will be swamped in T Virus and the inability to shoot and walk/run at the same time 0_o
DistantHoller
Day one! ;)
TSBonyman
Not real surely…. if it is then i can’t wait to see the “arm-rest accessory” for kinect driving games!
TSBonyman
Bloody hell it is real! – “Game Boat™ is de facto the first accessory for the peripheral which doesn’t need any.” :|
here’s the manufacturers site – scroll down to see their PS Move Sports champ accessories – and the Move boxing gloves! :S
http://www.atomic-accessories.com/english/index.htm
seedaripper1973
I did this earlier, and was shocked at the typos…(i assume it’s a european company)
cc_star
As linked to in the article, as always with source links on TSA.
TSBonyman
oops, followed the cv&g link and went from there.. :)
bunimomike
If this is so I can play Kinect Jaws I’m in. Anything else and no dice.
cc_star
No, you’re going to need a bigger boat for that
Crazy_Del
lol I couldn’t put it better myself. Brilliant
bunimomike
I already need a bigger lounge!
Amphlett
cc_star, classic! Comment of the day!
cc_star
I spend my whole life trying to shoehorn it in to conversations, I missed my opportunity on my summer holidays when I hired a boat – so I wasn’t missing this one.
OneShotWook
Omg Cc i just spat my much needed coffee,Bravo mate:).
Crazy_Del
So what about space. I mean a 12 year old plays xbox in his bedroom no space. A 30 year old plays his xbox in the living room, may have space. Seriously I don’t think I have enough space in the living room and I live upstairs so it will make some noise and downstairs neighbours are not gonna be happy about it lol.
What next my sims, get a playhouse or crazy taxi get a kiddie bed with a car shape around it 0_o lol.
Juelz345
Your only problem with this thing is the space requirement?
It’s a plastic boat…that you jump up and down in…to play a video game…as an accessory for an accessory that doesn’t need accessories…
Elliot
You know why it costs so much money. You can see from the picture, it’s gotta have some powerful fan // gravity control to keep that child in the air.