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Review: Call of Juarez: The Cartel

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Call of Juarez: The Cartel takes the redeeming qualities of previous games in the series, locks them in a big black SUV and rolls them off a cliff. Previously in the series, a lack of polish and presentation could be excused because of the entertaining setting, interesting characters and general over-the-top action-filled fun. That is not the case with The Cartel.

The latest in Ubisoft’s wild west saga moves out of the old-times setting with its wooden saloon doors, bestubbled rogues and six-shooters and into a modern version of the wild west in which an inter-agency task force, mired in mutual suspicion, sets about tackling a drug cartel. What once had charm and quirkiness is now a kind of misfired propaganda piece for the war on drugs.


Three protagonists gives ample opportunity for new ideas and exciting possibilities. Almost all of which are missed.
The characters are all clichéd, one-dimensional bumbling caricatures that could have fallen out of any second rate mid-90s action movie script. Ben, Eddie and Kim are the three playable characters from different branches of the US law enforcement family. Ben is perhaps the most interesting due to his cowboy stylings and propensity towards old fashioned weaponry. Eddie and Kim are identikit renditions which could have been made up from ideas for TV cops that were abandoned for being too generic. Each protagonist has their own little boost, for example, Kim has better zoom aiming and Ben is a bit tougher to kill.

None of the characters ever give you a reason to like or even empathise with them. Each line of dialogue seems to be desperately trying to be cheesier than the last and the storyline these instantly forgettable try hards are propelled through is less than engaging too.

The narrative is about as original as it is entertaining. That is to say: not at all. It is perhaps an inevitable side-effect of the contemptible protagonists that Techland have filled the game with but the attempts to drive the story fall flat because there’s simply nothing to make you care about the characters. On top of that, it’s an over laboured point that none of the characters like each other either so you know there’s no sense of attachment inside the game, never mind that missing bond between player and protagonist.

The characters aren’t the only generic thing in The Cartel though, it’s packed to the rafters with elements which seem like they were copy and pasted from any other second rate action game that was available five years ago. A time period when the visuals on display would have been acceptable and the environment design might have been forgivable.

This game is ugly and lazy in its design to the point where it would be amusing, if it wasn’t so counter-productive to actually playing the game. Textures are basic and seem to keep their own schedule for when they should appear on a surface. Non playable characters are bland and seem to reuse models with far too much regularity. Although they do have an uncanny ability to deliver lines of dialogue, even after they’ve been dead for a while. That’s a talent, of sorts.

The Cartel also suffers from some of the least forgiving default controls in recent memory. Each gentle manipulation of the right analogue stick results in a sharp and immediate jerk of your crosshairs. This is something which can be rectified by turning the stick sensitivity way down and the look dead zone all the way up but you will need to spend ten minutes setting and testing before you find the sweet spot.

I found that setting the controls up to be usable made them slightly counter intuitive to the frantic pace of the gameplay, where enemies are often difficult to see against the backgrounds and arrive in numbers. This meant that every tightly waypointed shooting gallery became a death run of pray and spray frustration that often left me wishing for death because then I’d have an excuse to turn the game off.


These three don't really like each other. It's okay though, you probably won't like them either.
It’s not all bad though, The Cartel features three player online cooperative play for the entire campaign. Something which would be a welcome addition if inviting your friends to play through this game with you wasn’t more akin to an insult than an act of camaraderie. In the co-op mode, you can play any level as long as everyone playing has already unlocked it so there’s no chance of letting your friend jump into your play through if you’re a few stages ahead of them.

Luckily, for those without the most understanding friends in the world, the squad-mate AI is actually pretty impressive. When your allies aren’t clipping into objects or magically appearing twenty feet further ahead of you than they were half a second ago, they’re remarkably adept with a gun and prove tricky opponents for the less-than-intelligent enemies. Featuring three playable characters also allows for the opportunity to play through the game three separate times and see things from a slightly different point of view. I’m not sure anybody will feel compelled to struggle through this egregious mess of a game more than once though.

Likewise with the multiplayer. There is the option to play it but it offers nothing that isn’t available, and much better accomplished, in many other games. There are classes and upgrades and unlockables, just like in every other online multiplayer shooter, but none of it is interesting enough to pull players away from the big multiplayer games like CoD and Halo.

There are no clearly defined modes, just one big circus of same-old mediocrity. It’s totally bland and uninteresting, to the point where it actually feels very much unfinished. The problems with setting up the controls are amplified when playing against other humans too. It’s just very difficult to imagine anyone finding any joy in the multiplayer of this game.

Perhaps the best feature is another that feels horrendously underdeveloped. In some missions you are given a kind of secret side quest in which you have to nip off and grab some hidden intel, plant a bug or complete some other interesting mission in discordance with the team’s goal. These are delivered via whispered phone calls and must be completed out of sight of your team mates. So at times, you will have to shuffle off and secretively complete some additional quest. Unfortunately, when playing on your own, the AI has a tendency to follow you so sneaking away isn’t always possible. When playing in co-op mode, the collectibles always appear in the same places so after a few play-throughs it becomes abundantly clear what that member of the team is sloping off for because you all know where the secret mission’s goal is located.

Pros:

  • Allied AI seems reasonably good.
  • Three player online co-op has novelty value.
  • Secret side missions are an interesting idea.

Cons:

  • Ugly visuals that already look outdated.
  • Asinine protagonists with awful dialogue.
  • Multiplayer that feels unfinished and uninteresting.
  • Poor environment design.
  • It all just feels rushed, unfinished and half-hearted.

Call of Juarez: The Cartel feels like it was developed into a corner by Techland. I get the impression that a few bad decisions were made in the early planning stages and before anyone had a chance to rectify them, too much progress was made to justify writing off that budget and scrapping development. The end result is a game which feels like it was seeded from a bad idea and, once it had begun to grow into a fairly poor game, was rushed out the door, with barely any testing or editing, in order to get the project off the books. It’s a contemptible step back for a series which always had the fun factor on its side and it might just be enough to kill the entire franchise. This is a perfect example of why it’s not always a bad thing when games get cancelled.

Score: 3/10

Screenshots are from Ubisoft and, I assume, from the PC version.

Version reviewed: Xbox 360

36 Comments
  1. nemesisND1derboy
    Member
    Since: Apr 2010

    Exactly what I expected, the game looked awful every time I saw it.

    Well reviewed Peter, a good read.

    It seems to me as if they made this with a low budget etc. to support Dead Island’s development. They threw their C team at this and had every one else on Dead Island.

    It’s a pity as the first two games had really interesting back stories. This just seems like total plop.

    I also find it funny that, if those screenshots are from the PC version, they provided you with screenshots for the version that was delayed until September.

    Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:08.
    • nemesisND1derboy
      Member
      Since: Apr 2010

      Oh, and wasn’t this game in the pre-alpha stage at PAX in March or something? Such a quick dev cycle makes it seem they just didn’t give a toss.

      Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:10.
    • colossalblue
      Team TSA: Editor
      Since: Forever

      I’m only assuming they’re PC shots. There were no images on GamesPress (which makes me think they know it looks poor) so those are just pulled from the website because by the time I was sourcing images it was after business hours.

      I assume they’re PC shots because the 360 version looks nothing like that good.

      Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:50.
  2. Jones81
    Member
    Since: Mar 2010

    Why do developers throw money away like this?, Surely this game won’t make much (if any) profit

    Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:13.
    • nemesisND1derboy
      Member
      Since: Apr 2010

      With the budget it was probably made on and the name alone, you may actually be surprised how well it does.

      I feel worse for Ubisoft having to fund it.

      Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:22.
  3. Smallville2106
    Member
    Since: Feb 2011

    Whilst I was reading I was expecting a low score. Chuckled when I saw the 3 at the bottom. I knew this was not going to be that good when I saw a trailer showing that it wasn’t set in the Wild West.
    Thanks for the review. Sorry that you had to play it though lol.

    Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:22.
  4. Crocadillian
    Member
    Since: Feb 2011

    Another game in the franchise? Well, that last one sold enough. Good games and sales figures can go hand in hand you know Ubisoft…

    Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:25.
  5. Sympozium
    Member
    Since: Aug 2009

    Such a shame Techland…

    Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:30.
  6. doug
    Member
    Since: Oct 2008

    Wish this review was up yesterday then maybe I wouldn’t have rented it out

    Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:37.
    • kerrfaewishy
      Member
      Since: Nov 2010

      yeah am the same kinda wishing i had rented cars 2 instead if this drivel

      Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 18:35.
    • Sympozium
      Member
      Since: Aug 2009

      Thats why I wait for reviews or even opinion although if you’d played it maybe you’d like it a bit to justify you rent. LOL (OK it isn’t funny, I make bad decisions too.) Eh… Fantasic 4

      Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 20:05.
      • moshi
        Member
        Since: Jun 2009

        Shouldn’t we all make our own opinions till we have tried it ourselves

        Comment posted on 24/07/2011 at 08:19.
  7. TSBonyman
    Member
    Since: Dec 2009

    Actually sounds worse than the previous game, shame, they had the opportunity to get it right.

    Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:47.
  8. BIGAL-1992
    Member
    Since: Jan 2009

    Looks like an absolute pig of a game. Why they wasted time on this instead of putting it into Dead Island is beyond me.

    Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 16:47.
  9. Mick939
    Member
    Since: Forever

    Oh wtf i just bought it…. they had a video playing in grainger and it looked ace. :-(

    Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 17:13.
  10. OneShotWook
    Member
    Since: Jun 2010

    Sod it,if only i’d have waited to read this before i splashed out,your reviews spot on.I enjoyed the last game even with it’s flaws but this is a heap.I played it alot last night and had to change the audio language to Russian to give the characters some credibility,i don’t mind the swearing every 2 seconds so long as it’s not the exact same sentence on repeat.
    You don’t mention it but the last game had a unique cover system which was quite good and i swear they intended to use it here but oddly it didn’t make the cut,which leaves the cover dash coop bits seem weirdly mechanical.
    Anyways i’ve a trip to gamestation on Monday to try and blag a refund.

    Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 17:42.
    • Smallville2106
      Member
      Since: Feb 2011

      Good luck trying to get a refund there. The Gamestation where I live is a joke.

      Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 17:53.
      • OneShotWook
        Member
        Since: Jun 2010

        Cheers Smallville,their pretty cool lads here as long as their isn’t dlc/online passes invloved,which it isn’t in this case.

        Comment posted on 23/07/2011 at 19:06.

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