Community Round-Up: 23/06/12

The past week flashed by so fast I didn’t even realise it was the weekend again! [I guess that explains why I had to remind you, then? -Tef] Anyway, here’s this weeks Community Round-Up!

There aren’t any new competitions for us this week, but we do have an update for the first week of the TSA DiRT Showdown Tournament. Death_in_Flamez has even put together some extensive videos from all the races topped with commentary to go alongside. A pretty big effort.

Let’s see what we’ve got this week with the TSA Meets.

Tonight, Bodachi hosts the usual Uncharted 3 meet beginning at 7pm, whilst R1MJAW hosts the weekly DiRT Showdown meet at 6pm tomorrow.

Jambo returns to the internet and will be hosting the already packed out GT5 Meet starting at 7pm, as Youles hosts another DiRT 3 meet at 8pm. A tad later, quinkill hosts the Max Payne 3 meet at 9pm.

Death_in_Flamez hosts Thursday’s Battlefield 3 DLC only meet at 7pm and element666 hosts an Assassins Creed Revelations meet at 8pm.

And lastly, Youles hosts his usual WipEout 2048 for Vita meet on Friday at 9pm, and you can expect Forrest’s Friday Night Battlefield to make an appearance too.

Keep checking the Meets to see any new ones that get created, or why not create your own Meet, provided you have 250 TSA Points.

We’ve only got two reviews for you this week I’m afraid, I’d blame the summer lull in releases! Anyway, Dan gave the Ratchet & Clank Trilogy an 8/10, and Peter had the unfortunate role of looking at Steel Battalion: Heavy Armour for Kinect, giving it an extremely disappointing 1/10, the very lowest scores this site has ever given! Lastly, Al gives Metal Gear Solid HD for Vita a going over, thinking back to the reviews of the home console release earlier this year, and asking if it’s worthy of your attentions.

Once more, there are no previews this week, but we had a few opinion pieces. First up, Kris asks Whatever Happened to Arcades, as Alex explains why he Doesn’t Want a Next-Gen Console. It seems Alex has been a busy boy, as he also had a look at Playstation Plus.

Now, let’s move onto the Community articles. You may have thought that last week’s Meet the Reader was the last one, but you forgot about the all important MtR Exam that Teflon has imposed on us all. Best hurry, since time’s up tonight! For WeView, the Verdict for Darksiders is available, and inFamous 2 is put under the spotlight. Last week’s Sunday Thoughts was on the topic of Episodic Content, then What We Played #58 is brought to us once more by Greg, and finally we have the latest TSA Podcast.

The Forums have been a bit quiet this week, but here’s a selection of what is to be found there.

Last week, Sephiroth from Final Fantasy took on Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw. The battle ended 5-3 in favour of Sephiroth, so he makes it through to face possibly his final battle before entering the Hall of Fame. This week, attempting to stop him from doing such a feat is Solid Snake.

Sephiroth

Pros

  • Can destroy a planet.
  • Very skilled fighter and considered to be the very best.
  • Has an army of Fangirls to rely on.

Cons

  • Can only fly in a circle, due to only having one wing.
  • Was defeated by a boy, I’ll bet that was really embarrassing.
  • Could destroy a planet and yet he chooses to summon Meteor? So he is not very smart…

Solid Snake

Pros

  • Stealth expert, who is very well trained in the use of a large variety weapons.
  • Has backup and Intel from FOXHOUND.
  • Sounds a bit like David Hayter.

Cons

  • Depth-perception impaired from the loss of 1 eye.
  • An utterly ridiculous hair-do.
  • Are clones ever truly better than the original?

That’s it for another week! Vote below for the Showdown and thanks again to Teffers for some suggestions.

Cya!

-Gazzagb was the writer behind this edition of the Round-Up. 

28 Comments

  1. Sepiroth for the hall of fame!

  2. When are you lot doing an app for TSA, I can’t be all over my house trying find a good reception just to comment :p

    SOlid snake for me, who can make hiding in a box look cooler than this guy & save the world

  3. Looking forward to the GT5 mini Le Mans on Monday, should be good fun with a full grid!!

    • GT7 on PS5 had better support multiple class races, 60+ cars on track, and in-race driver switching… A total Le Mans and WEC simulator!

    • I’m hoping that by the time GT7 is released, the Seasonal events in the game will be based around real live races and our Virtual race cars are able to run alongside and take part in the races….via the game sim screen combined with live footage.
      Le Mans 24hour might be a problem with this idea though :P

  4. Its got to be sephiroth ftw!

  5. Hell no Snake all the way for this one

  6. Sephiroth. Not much point in hiding in a box if he destroys the world.

    • Yeah, plus Snake would get 2 seconds into battle and have to stop for a cut-scene or a message from Otacon.

  7. Snake for me, stealth kills ftw!

  8. Snake, my man love for Solid knows no bounds.

    • it sure doesnt, ive seen the webcam feed and im pretty sure you could be in some real trouble if the police see it ;)

  9. Gotta be snake!

  10. Also, Origami Killer had his pay reduced to 1 biscuit per week for abusing his power, slapping Tef, Adam, Peter and Nofi accross the face as well as trying to upload Vista to every PC at TSA towers. Also, I got a new office and OK is forced to use my old one. :D

    Sephy would win as he would cut any box in half or blow the world up. Even if Snake did take him by surprise, he’s a FF character and bullets are not lethal.

    • So that explains why I have been ill this week, your office is cursed.

      • Of course it is, i cursed it! Also, i should warn you that right around now, the ceiling leaks sewage and can take up to a week to stop leaking. Oh and i may have left a rotting corpse of a banned TSAer somewhere in the office. What? Tef told me to left crap like that in the old one. Also, it’s nice to have a lot of leg room. As that old pile of crap has barely if not at all. Also, I got a new PC to use for my duties and according to the discpline chart(I was promoted to head of punishment,comm and mod team division), you are hereby banned from having any tea and coffee privilleges Why did you punch Adam in the face and steal his chocolate? *shakes head in a disapproving manner*. Only i get to do that and get away with it. Probably because i help to hide the bodies of dead teaboys…. I mean because he is scared of me.

      • You should get into writing steven, with an imagination like yours, well it would go far :P

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