Psychic Octopus Predicts Move to Beat Kinect

Paul the psychic octopus (of World Cup prediction fame) may be no longer with us, but his mystical cousin, Ollie, has stepped in to his (many) shoes. In a blatant marketing stunt, the price comparison site Kelkoo gave Ollie a selection of gadgets available this Christmas to see which he preferred. 

“Unfortunately for Microsoft, Ollie didn’t ‘Kinect’ with the Xbox,” punned a rep from Kelkoo, “but he was ‘moved’ by the PS3, tipping Sony’s motion controller wand to win the battle for gaming supremacy this Christmas.” 

Ollie was also given a selection of tablet devices and predicted the iPad would triumph over the Samsung Galaxy Tab and BlackBerry Playbook.

“Working with Ollie the octopus was a bundle of fun and given his psychic lineage, we couldn’t think of a better way to predict the UK Christmas best-sellers this year,” said Kelkoo’s Joe Cross. 

Step down Pachter, there’s a new kid in town and he wants your job. Click here to see Ollie in action.

Source: TechDigest

39 Comments

  1. Did Ollie see the death of his cousin coming? Maybe answer me privately in case the police are reading this article. ;-)

    • I KNEW IT! *point finger dramaticly and plays dramatic music*.

    • paul couldnt see his own death coming, how was ollie supposed to?

  2. I want to kill myself

    • It was this or another news item about Black Ops. I choose this.

    • This is definitely better than ANYTHING to do with COD! Good choice!

  3. I lol’d.
    Anyone fancy giving him a calendar, and predicting when GT5 will be out :)

  4. For some reason when I read the title of the article I was thinking about Metal Gear Solid… Phychic Octpus does sound like a viable MGS villain!

  5. well, if GameStop’s predictions are anything to go by, Ollie is going to be very dissapointed!

    ps: R.I.P. Paul.

  6. errrrr :/ what?

  7. I’m sorry, but WTF is this pile of manure?

  8. So, Ollie’s predicting Sony will be squids in this xmas, right?

  9. Is it really the end of the world next year Ollie?

    Oh… your dead by then right? damn… uncertainly

  10. Is this that World Cup Octopus that predicted Spain?
    =O :L

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